HOLA (To be said absolutely dripping with sarcasm)

Day 308, 17:53 Published in USA USA by Chezmeister

I like to be very sarcastic. Hooray for sarcasm!

Chezmeister would like me to inform you all that:
1) This is not his writing because he is just mildly (really) sarcastic in real life and this may reflect badly upon him should his mother ever find out that he has an EREPUBLIK account.
2) This is compleletly not his article.
3) If you like this article, comment. goodfully. so i can see whether to start a very sarcastic and humorous newspaper of my own. Huzzah and all that jazz.