HoeMarx for President ?
HoeMarx
Another month another presidential election. Having kept myself in the shadows as a political puppet master, now I think the time has come to glitter in the public spotlight and to have a state funded hairdresser massaging my scalp every morning. From the success of eDeO steadying supplying the nation with the cheapest Food, Gifts and now Moving tickets, I now offer my person for the tedious rat race position of dedicating my efforts towards the prime of the political sphere.
hello new citizens
Hopefully most of you have somewhat followed my actions through the articles posted from this newsletter, eDeO Public Relations, as a public spokesperson for the former ISS (now named H4L), the mindless cartoons and as editor of the large articles by our former president Zeb Jolnas.
If you haven't read any of the mentioned news venues, here are a few picks:
sudo killall: Training wars
eDeO PR: stuff just got boring
H4L -print: 001
focus
What should a president do in this day and age? Well first and foremost the privilege of presidency entrusts one with the responsibility of securing the stability of the nation. In this regard both the economic market and national security are of the utmost importance, and this goes without explanation.
The nicely averted pTO still breathes down our necks as I explained in this article. Other than this although disturbing issue, the problem with people creating multiple accounts is still apparent, even though the focus on this has been dimmed because of the failed pTO. Luckily we have a well functioning security agency, and dedicated agents under the H4L.
-Denmark should stay neutral.
-We must keep taxes on the import of raw at a minimum and live off of manufactured goods.
-The national language should remain international english.
-All citizenships should be discussed in congress.
-Trolling of fail pTO'ers is allowed and encouraged.
pTO'ers or posible friends ?
On another note, it would please me greatly if we as a nation could have as good relations with the serbs who wish to remain and contribute, as we started with. As you can read in this article the times were quite different back then.
Basically I have my hand out to all those who wish to stay in Denmark and contribute, know that no matter what RL nationality one has in this nation, anyone can climb the ranks of society. Denmark is not a nation of xenophobes, we are simply shell shocked from constant pTO's.
seriously ?
Most of all mainly because I know that pho3nix would also do a great job at serving the public as President, my candidacy has been submitted in order to save us from a boring one-candidate-election.
Best regards,
HoeMarx
Comments
U got my vote !
HoeMarx for President??? ha ha ha 🙂
I guess this means your not as inactive as you thought you would be.
This should spice up the elections 🙂 But yeah, I thought you wre done in politics?
Bored stiff, are you?
shouldn't it be erection fever then 🙂
An erection is not a fever. It's your constant companion and best friend 🙂
That really should be your election slogan, Hoe.
Considering that you claimed to do our mom's at some point (if I remember correctly)
I would call it a mental disorder 😃
But then again, I never thought of that as very likely. 🙂
Voted!
i think that everyone running is perfectly qualified and are both great people but hoemarx you're just to liberal for my vote
@alfred. All Scandinavians are to liberal in your eyes 😛
@Hore
I se you are ready to serv us, you even have brushed your teeth....
Nice😉
@Merovina
WTF? You're lame. That's an old picture 🙂
Yes, I'm a girl now 😃
@Hore
Not a girl, a biach....LooooL!😎 😎
i kinda like this trolling thing....
You're not that good at it though.
I welcome this as well. Should we set up some kind of debate between the candidates perhaps?
And I have to say that I will vote for Marx. Simply putting me out of the race wasn't the best move I've seen Holst do.
you're right this is an outrage you should be our candidate not holst
but sadly i will have to vote for holst because he is a smidge less liberal than hoemarx