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Looking around, I have to tilt my head. I've fallen so out of touch with the eWorld that I don't even know who the president is. Nor do I actually care. I've had better things to worry about, to be honest. The place seems to be running, regions aplenty, and I'm not dead. All good things.

While I've never particularly liked Emerick's style around here, not only have I sort of come to understand it a bit better, I also am intrigued to see some sort of search party forming to try and find him. Apparently he's vanished? Eh, not an issue for me. He has plenty of fans. I'm what the article defines as a "fgt". I don't really care about it anymore.

In other news, a giant gaping hole opened in the sky and a monument has landed in our fair nation. Apparently the fabled "Admins" (also noted briefly and divinely in the Emerick Search article) have decided to congratulate us for meeting our national goals.

That's nice.

I'd have preferred a bottle of wine- maybe a nice chardonnay. But a statue works, too, I guess. I mean, it's bigger. That's... that's always nice. Wine is edible and tasty. Kind of short-lived, especially when spread around the whole eUS, but still tasty...

But we got a statue.

Thanks, Admins...
no, really...
Yeah...
Hmm...