Hey Canada

Day 1,390, 14:14 • Published in United Kingdom Greece • by Kravenn

This afternoon, when I joined Erepublik, I discovered that :

"Canada has proposed United Kingdom as Natural Enemy and now it needs their Congress approval."

As everybody knows, Canada is a failed country, they believe that they are a real one but, let's check the fact


Yeah, I understand that you can be a little bit frustrated


Another great proof that they are a non Country

Canada has also a lot of "celebrities" (and unfortunately, they try to export them)

Celine Dion




When she sings, she breaks windows

Justin Bieber





and the not so famous F1 driver : Jacques Villeneuve (except his 2 first years in F1, he is a total looser)


And I don't talk about his "rap" music album (I prefer to be deaf than listen that kind of thing another time)


Let's check their gastronomy
Everybody knows that they have Quebec (who speak French), and citizens from this region eats : Poutine (No Link with Vladimir Poutine)


It is Chips + cheese + barbecue sausage (and they think that it is good, and they are the only one)
Kravenn's tip : Your vomit is better than Poutine

Look their mounted police forces

(again with Justin Bieber) : they are "cute" isn't it ?


In a cartoon

I kept the best for the end : Their armed forces !!!!



Meanwhile in eUK



And I make a lot of money with this sweat-shirt 🙂