Here we go again

Day 1,129, 11:33 • Published in USA USA • by ArcNox

It’s good to see you again, America

After two months in the Dio-forsaken, snow covered wasteland that is Russia, I’ve come back to my first and only love. And what better way to show my love, than to make America GREAT?

That’s right, I’m running for Congress again. But this time it’s special. This time you get to chose who you want for Christmas Congressman of Missouri. This post must not be given away lightly. It must be given to the person who is most ready to have no life for his country. I humbly submit that I am that poor sap.

Therefore, I ask that you elect me as CHRISTMAS CONGRESSMAN of Missouri.



If elected, I will:

*Disregard all personal and public commitments for the betterment of my country in a browser game.
*Work as a tier 1 senator, helping immigration to screen out dangerous individuals and prevent them from obtaining citizenship.
*Support activity encouraging programs such as Meals on Wheels, Arm America, and Operation Monkey Business

Where I stan😛

Taxes: I support a small reduction of income taxes (20% seems to be the popular number) if both sides of the debate can sit the hell down, stop screaming and whining at each other, and civilly debate the effects of such a change inre to the effects of reduced income to the various government programs, and what sort of benefits the populace and companies would receive. Imports should not be changed at all because Stuff > Gold.

FEC: This organization exists as an oversight to ensure that threats do not make it onto the ballot. Usually there are only a handful of people working on the placement of blockers and candidates, and are under extreme stress. FACT: People make mistakes, even moreso under the kinds of stress these people are under, and the more eyes on the lists of who goes where increases the likelihood that any threats are caught before election day. Any attempt at circumventing this places the nation at risk, and as always Nation > Party.

Foreign affairs: I support all attempts at diplomacy with non-threatening phx members, as well as any neutrals (Does not include “neutrals” such as India). Also Brazil is p ossum.



So, please, consider voting for me in Missouri on the 25th

My Credentials:

Former member of the Eagles militia
Member of the S.E.E.S. Super Soldier militia
Vice-Kommandant of the S.E.E.S. Super Soldier militia
Member of the 33rd Congress, Representative of Colorado
2x PP of Soviet SEES
Bro of the highest level
Politically pure