Here's a Story for You

Day 937, 23:20 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Edana Savage

Ah. I just couldn't leave this one alone. *sigh* I tried to stay away, but the Muse is calling and I must obey him. Yes, my Muses are male. Beautiful males with all their... *ahem* Anyway......

Now gather around, children. I'm going to tell you a story. 🙂

Once upon a time there was this little fella. His name was George O'Bush. He was an ambitious little guy. He wasn't the first person to come to eIreland with multis attempting to gain a place in eIrish society. eIreland has certainly had its share of amusing and annoying characters over the months, but few could match this particular fella.

George had come in many guises. People had known him as Footie PeeJays, Long John the Silver, or any other host of multis he has at his disposal. He also had "accomplices" like Farenheit and RetJ. Oh he sounded good at first with his rainbows, pots of gold and his greeting of "Top of the Morning to you!"s. But people caught on quickly to that wee note of insincerity.

Where he went very wrong was when he acted like a little Bitseach and reported someone for "being mean" as a way of endearing himself to the public. All true eIrish know that you NEVER EVER act like a wee Bitseach. That's the surest way of getting yourself into trouble. He wrote articles that were supposed to be inspiring and uplifting, but were tainted with narrow minded world views. They insulted trusted well established citizens of eIreland. The very same citizens of the country he was "embracing".

He tried to befriend certain influential citizens as a way to get "in" and to gain trust. He wanted someone who would champion his cause. Unfortunately, these attempts were so transparent they were ineffective and were used as a way to discredit and manipulate him into actions that would further deflate his cause.

He would find himself pitted against none other than the highest ranking citizen of eIreland, Five and Four Keys who was the founding member of the party and a two time Country President AND thirteen time Teachta Dála. Not only was he one of the oldest citizens, but he had contributed many many hours to making eIreland a better place, showing the eIrish citizens what he was all about and not just telling them. Because we all know that actions speak far louder than pretty words. Wee little Georgie was out of his league.

The next day were the elections. Would the benevolent Five and Four Keys prevail? Or would wee little Georgie utilize his multis to win the day? Now that the eIrish citizens were aware of Georgie's true nature would they still vote for him? We will have to wait and see.

To Be Continued.........

Disclaimer: This story may or may not be potentially based entirely or partially on events occuring in this game, on IRC, via PM, or other forms of media. Names have been changed to protect the innocent and to not protect the not so innocent. All stories written by this author are purely for her own amusement and the amusement of her audience. Anyone who doesn't like the author's story can kiss her lily white..... cheek. No not that one. The other one. 😉 That's better.

Slainte!

Edana Savage
Weaver of Prose
Destroyer of Boxes
eIrish Since Day 634