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HENRICH 1

Day 1,368, 04:24 • Published in Norway USA

• by Christopher Moe

HENRICH 1 WHERE ARE YOU? HAS YOU GOT A CANCER OR SOMETHING? YOU HAS NOT WRITTEN ARTICLE IN OVER 3 DAYS, 3 DAYS IS ALMOST 6 DAYS AND DAT IS A LOT OF DAYS WITHOUT CAPS FROM HELL AND A MESSAGE WHAT TO DO... YES?
YOU HENRICH 1 NED TO GET YOUR DEVIL ASS ON YOU COMPUTER FROM HELL AND INNFROM US ABOUT SOMETHING DEVIL LIKE. YOU KNOW LIKE 666, MURDER, BLOOD, KITTENS AND OF COURSE SWEDISH PEOPLE. WHY YOU NOT DO THIS? ARE YOU NOT DEVIL?

"It doesn't matter if a million people tell you what you can't do, or if ten million tell you no. If you get one yes from God that's all you need."
— Tyler Perry

MAYBE IN YOUR CASE SATAN IS ALL YOU NEED?

Comments

Trezisto Day 1,368, 06:04

no, simply his keyboard CapsLock is broken.

Christopher Moe Day 1,368, 06:17

That may explain it.... But my guess is still that a flying spaghetti monster kidnapped him.

Andreas Moe Day 1,368, 07:12

mmkay

Jergmund Enrikson Day 1,368, 08:31

Someone has taken it upon themselves to assassinate his keyboard for the good of humanity, I swear it wasn't me.

Christopher Moe Day 1,368, 08:39

YOU DID WHAT?

T Cherub Day 1,368, 14:58

Remind me again; why did we want his crazy ranting again?

Christopher Moe Day 1,368, 15:08

Without his rantings, God will have more free time and realise that you are in fact touching yourself at night, and he will smite you for that sin.

So what do you prefer Tommy?

Henrich 1 Day 1,370, 12:04

bahahahhhbohahahahahahahhahahhahahaahahhahahahaha

Ola Normainn Day 1,370, 13:03

you see, his caps lock is broken

Henrich 1 Day 1,371, 08:04

no it isnt actually on my other keyboard it was

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