Help Eradicate First Day Fever with help from the Dept. of Interior

Day 1,146, 15:51 Published in USA USA by Jasper Signa
An Epidemic

Fellow Americans, I am writing you today to discuss an epidemic spreading across the eWorld. An epidemic which your Department of Interior believes has started in Romania, at the headquarters of the eRepublik admins and to date has killed thousands of new players in every country.

This disease which local authorities have dubbed “First Day Fever” seems only to impact our newest and most vulnerable citizens and causes a condition which leads them to fight with wanton disregard for their own health and happiness.

Victims of ”First Day Fever” will often find themselves at well below 40 wellness without having any idea how they got there and having no money to buy food to heal and recover.

Symptoms progress to cause mental anguish, to doubt the meaning of their e-existence and often to end their e-life with a pitiful shout for help, as they are eventually fired from their workplace and abandoned by friends to die alone, curled up in the fetal position in a pool of their own excrement.



”First Day Fever” is a terrible condition which hurts our ability to grow as a nation to raise the future leadership that will fight in our battles, work in our factories and participate in our Executive Branch and Congress.

While the disease has not seen widespread attention do to the fact, many of the more experienced citizens have built up immunity to the disease; the eUS Department of Interior is pleased to announce they have found an effective treatment method to cure new citizens of this plague.

America has got a Fever and the only cure is more Meals on Wheels...

Step 1:
Contact Meals on Wheels, to receive a FREE injection of food to heal your low wellness, NOW. Working with low wellness hurts the productivity of our national businesses and will almost always lead to you getting fired. Click the picture below to proceed to the New Citizen Help Form and one of our distributors will help you as soon as possible.



Step 2:
While visiting the New Citizen Help Form why not request an eMentor? An experienced player that can help new players find their way be it the military, politics or running a business. Get a mentor to help you succeed.

Step 3:
Visit the eUSA National Forums. From there you can meet a lot of great players, get some guides and learn more about your new nation. The DOI is in the middle of clinical studies to prove that citizens that make it to the eUS National Forum are more likely to have an enjoyable eLife. Click the banner below to visit the eUSA National Forums.



Step 4:
Join an IRC Chat Channel to get connected in real time with other eUS players. While not everyone is familiar with Chat, using a program caused Mibbit can help you connect directly from your web browser. Click the picture below and enter your citizen name to get started.



Step 5:
Learn to fight effectively, after getting healed join the eUS Training Corps your gateway to a productive life in the eUS Military. Citizens in the military enjoy handouts of food, and sometime weapons if they are able to follow orders. Click the Picture below to join the eUS Training Corps.



Step 6:
Fight carefully, a fight takes ten wellness, do not fight more then you are able to afford to heal through the purchasing of Food, or handouts from your military branch or Department of Interior. Make sure you always work with high wellness to help out our economy.

America, together we can eradicate ”First Day Fever” but we need your help to spread the word. Please Vote and subscribe this article to launch it into the Top 5 to make sure more citizens learn how to treat this terrible disease.