Hello there, I am your.......

Day 2,649, 11:39 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Meklon Dramicus


Sup eRepUkarians, how you all been for the last.... well, whatever period of time it's been since I last poasted here. (Not that it really matters... because, well, who really cares?)

I was contemplating getting my head stuck in and finding out what's been happening recently... you know, get to grips with the going on's, political shit-storms and the like..


((A stillshot taken of the entire eUK population 12 attoseconds ago))

..and so I did. You know what I mean, I really did.

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Until I read the first word, of the first sentence, of the first poast... which said SO!

Really.... SO!


((The reaction from most.. if not all of you mo-fo's reading this))

I... just couldn't believe it.

Can you see where this is heading?


Yeah... me either to be fair.

So, for the disappointment....


Ba la la la la la la!!!!