Hello Russia
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Turd Fergusen
How are you on this fine 5th of November. A better day for radical social movements there never was, i must say.
How about some theme music?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8fI-dGWT74
Alright, now to the point of this article
I will just come right out and say it.
We are here to PTO you.
Yes panic. Your very existence and right to rule will be taken away from you today. It will happen.
But why? How did this happen? Does it have to be this way? No.
You see, Russia did this to themselves. Your violent arrogance in the face of vastly superior nations, your pigheaded and delusional attempts at world domination, and your failure in choosing good allies all had a factor in the utter destruction of your nation. Phoenix doesn't care about you. Serbia, for example, would rather spend all their money defending their colonies, accept high value loans from Russia, and never pay them back, than help out big brother Russia.
Russia went wrong. There is no doubt about this.
That is where we, the USA and its allies, come in. We feel sorry for the Russian people. Its not their fault that Russia sucks so horribly in this game. As a superior country in every way, it is America's and EDEN's duty to step in and police inferior countries such as Russia.
We have a plan to make Russia Great again:
1) Make Russia join EDEN. Trust me, you;ll be better off 😉
2) Dismantle Russian military forces. Russia has not proven it can handle the responsibility of managing a military force, and until otherwise proven, it will not be allowed to have one
3) Russia must pay EDEN countries reparations of total of 10K Gold for the troubles Russia may have directly or indirectly caused.
4) Far Eastern Russia will become Western Alaska once again. A weak country such as Russia has no business controlling such bountiful high resources. You may have Northern Russia back.
5) The Russian language will be banned because it is a silly language. Russia will now only speak English so that the rest of the world can understand you.
6) SEES. You'll see 😉
I am confident that, in time Russia will see the errors of their ways. For a better Russia, vote Alpho in tomorrow's presidential elections!
Comments
I request immediate dispersal of Russian babes to all Eden countries for the pain in the ass Russia has proven to be.
eden's troll propaganda.
No panic.
For a better Russia, vote MOGABA in tomorrow's presidential elections!
Альфонсика на царство??? Не бывать этому!!!
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eden's troll propaganda.
No panic.
For a better Russia, vote Alpho in tomorrow's presidential elections!
Voted because this guy seems really truly smart.
I concur with Crisfire's statement.
Also, send Vodka.
I want to HOPE, but \/ERY MUCH I doubt honesty of tomorrow's elections!
Admins already many times proved the bias!
To struggle with edenoidbots silly, but it is NECESSARY!
EDEN Propaganda
Vote Alpho for free Russia
Отсоситье)
Не важно что будет, один фиг вам предется нелегко при любом раскладе)
/target topic starter
/summon Olologer
better use Prompt, ArcNox to translate.
googletranslate sucks so horribly, as all monkee-yankee
Soviet SEES will Rest In Peace!!!
^Its not their fault that Russia sucks so horribly in this game.
Only in game? kekeke
^It's not their fault that yankees sucks so horribly?
Only sucks? hehehe
shup, we are here to help u
ok, we will Гuck u!
Щто он несет в двух словах?
EDEN Propaganda
Vote Alpho for free Russia
: )
он несёт злое и временное, а
Могаба несёт доброе и вечное!!!
Голосуйте, сцуко, ЗА Могабу, мать Вашу растудыть!
а не то я сам Вас фсех раз - тудыть и неесколько раз - тудыть!
ха, какойто тупой троль
Phoenix Propaganda!
Vote Mogaba! Black dictator is what Russia needs!
5) The Russian language will be banned because it is a silly language. Russia will now only speak English so that the rest of the world can understand you.
это ваш язык глупый и дебильный, ну какие люди такой и язык
Фергюсен, ты, как и Эмерик, как всегда уныл чуть менее, чем полностью.
я зарепотил статью приgурка за пох... отношение к законам еРепы
I smell insults. wonder why Russians don't report Turd.
альфонс ведёт пока 72:59
кажется, есть стратегия НЕспешитьАпотомёпнутьВконцедня?
Smells like napalm...
Могаба ДОЛЖЕН выиграть! x100500
все славяне поддерживают МОГАБУ!!!
Да, уже.
Хехех.
а ты уже проголосовал за Могабу? нет? так беги и проголосуй!
Хуйцов сосни
Поддерживаю предыдущего оратора.
зарепортил статейку
все славяне поддерживают МОГАБУ!!!
С каких пор лольша - не славяне?
Brothers in Russia, now is the time to gracefully abandon Phoenix as they have abandoned you.
Vote Alpho!
Let SEES save Russia!
At least you're honest about your bad intentions
yeah trisno they are.... unlike multinesia
Denmark approves..
Well, at least - I approve!
артикль who it are