hello! my first article

Day 1,040, 10:43 • Published in USA USA • by KingTaco

Hi, this is my first article of my first news paper so there wont be much. I'm just going to say a few things one, about v2.1 i don't really LIKE the changes but i do see were they are comming from. Im kind of a noob to this and im not much of a wrighter but i wanna see whats going on in erepublik you may sometimes see me stear off of erepublik but ill try my best not too; Also i have no idea howto add pictures :0 but, i guess i still got some learning to do.
i love jokes so at the end of every article i wright I am going to add a joke... now becouse it it hard to have jokes about erepublik most of them may be about the real world but hey, maybe this will show you that maybe you should quit playing on the computer so much and do somthing 🙂 (haha yeah right 😛) Becouse im only level 16, I dont know whats is realy going on in erepublik so please give me a chance to figure things out before you judge me...........................................
Also i just noticed how much i changed the subject on this article randomly. Haha I somthing do that but oh well; ill try to do better as life goes on!

joke: ~WARNING JOKE CONTAINS LANGUAGE INAPPRORIATE FOR CHILDREN AND WAS BLANKED OUT~~
Electric Train -
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bi****s who want off, get the he** off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bi****s who are getting on, get your a**es in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bi*** in the kitchen."
i hope you injoyed the joke for this article 😃 and thank you.