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Greetings America, this is reporter Magus Eceerb clocking in to:

THE DARK SQUIRREL

Your spot for stuff not relevant to eRepublik or civilized society what ever.

Today's story is about a young boy. The young boy's name was Joe. Average Joe. He was an average boy. He grew up to be an average man. He had an average wife. And average kids. He had average parents. And average grandparents. He also had an average job working as a bank clerk. He grew averagely old. He had average grandchildren. And he died an, guess what, average death.

So America, do YOU want to be like average Joe? Do you want to be adequate at all you do? Just adequate? This is reporter Magus Eceerb saying, no America. Don't be what the government tells you. Don't be an average Joe. Be FREE! Don't let the MAN hold you down AMERICA!!! HIPPIES!!! YEAH!!! Now someone *cough* get me a *wheeze* toke.

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