HELL'S RECEPTION
SKYJACKED
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell.
As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil.
Devil: Why so glum?
Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell.
Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here.
You a drinking man?
Guy: Sure I love to drink.
Devil: We'll you're gonna love Mondays, then.
On Mondays that's all we do. Drink, Drink, Drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab...
We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Devil: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Devil: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays.
We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our lungs out.
If you get cancer, it's okay...you're already dead!
Guy: No way!
Devil: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
Devil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day.
Craps, blackjack, horse races; you name it.
We've even opened up a Pai Gow poker table.
Guy: Hmmm, I've never played pai gow before ...
Devil: Well now you can.
You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes, I love drugs! You don't mean ...
Devil: That's right! Thursday is drug day.
Help yourself to a big bowl of crack.
Smoke a doobie the size of your head.
You can do all the drugs you want.
If you overdose? It's okay! You're already dead!!
Guy: Yes! I never realized that hell was such a swinging place!!
Devil: So... are you gay?
Guy: Uh, no.
Devil: Ooooh (grimaces), you are gonna HATE Fridays!
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Comments
lol
xD Yahooo
Genius! 🙂
So what's on Saturday and Sunday ? 🙂
probably recover days ..... weekend 🙂
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errrr...its nothing wrong with gay.. but LoL for your joke 😃
i didn't say that there was anything wrong with being gay m8 , my girl is bi sexual .....so i would be the last person to have problems with people that are gay.
To me everyone should do what they feel the most comfortable with, and be happy with the lives they lead.
And what others think about it isn't important........
Where not upon this world to please others but to lead a happy and fulfilling life 🙂
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