Heart of Kosovo
Day 1,416, 19:47
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by SenatusPopulusQueRomanus
Sup Terrans and esteemed citizens of the New World,
I have some important news for you. After receiving several rectal poundings and forced pleasure, the country formerly known as Spain (Now called Dio's Harem) has unanimously voted to join the winning team, Terra and Eden. of course this comes to no surprise to anyone, as the country is renown for abandoning the ship whenever the slightest trickle of moisture reaches their knees. Indeed, this country has repeatedly fought against its own allies and friends, most notably it fought for Bulgaria against Pro-ONE nation Turkey, thus causing internal strife within its own alliance.
As for more important news, we have selected the new President of eKosovo.
Actually we are quite relieved that eKosovo is being added, maybe next we will see Cuba? Afghanistan? Or some other random country that will line the pockets of our benevolent staff. Anyways, the new president of eKosovo is as follows:
Emerick.
You see, Emerick is actually a real life Kosovan. Indeed, some would go as far as saying EMERICK IS THE HEART OF KOSOVO. Only the sun is older than Emerick being the heart of Kosovo.
So my respected citizens of the New World, do your part, vote for Emerick when eKosovo is created and help prevent Servian pto of our beloved eKosovo.
In other news, all of ONES gains in the last few months have been completely reversed, and Spain has multiple penetration going on in all of its holes, cause they like to be kinky.
"En época de guerra todo agujero es trinchera."
Of course, this game is like a ping-pong match, with us gaining regions, and at other moments, losing regions:
The difference is, we're more awesome.
(We're Bruce Lee)
So my fellow Terrans,
Use the grains, become the grains.
Owl eyes.
Let us use the sand to build what no one thought was possible. You are what drives this game, this alliance, your nation, your citizen. Sure we may fail from time to time, and our castles may collapse, but in the end it is all just sand and we can always rebuild. You see my dear friends, as long as there is sand left in the box and you have not become so jaded as to piss in it, the game will always be worth playing.
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge,
Narrator
P.S. TemujinBC is a butt, our butt.
I have some important news for you. After receiving several rectal poundings and forced pleasure, the country formerly known as Spain (Now called Dio's Harem) has unanimously voted to join the winning team, Terra and Eden. of course this comes to no surprise to anyone, as the country is renown for abandoning the ship whenever the slightest trickle of moisture reaches their knees. Indeed, this country has repeatedly fought against its own allies and friends, most notably it fought for Bulgaria against Pro-ONE nation Turkey, thus causing internal strife within its own alliance.
As for more important news, we have selected the new President of eKosovo.
Actually we are quite relieved that eKosovo is being added, maybe next we will see Cuba? Afghanistan? Or some other random country that will line the pockets of our benevolent staff. Anyways, the new president of eKosovo is as follows:
Emerick.
You see, Emerick is actually a real life Kosovan. Indeed, some would go as far as saying EMERICK IS THE HEART OF KOSOVO. Only the sun is older than Emerick being the heart of Kosovo.
So my respected citizens of the New World, do your part, vote for Emerick when eKosovo is created and help prevent Servian pto of our beloved eKosovo.
In other news, all of ONES gains in the last few months have been completely reversed, and Spain has multiple penetration going on in all of its holes, cause they like to be kinky.
"En época de guerra todo agujero es trinchera."
Of course, this game is like a ping-pong match, with us gaining regions, and at other moments, losing regions:
The difference is, we're more awesome.
(We're Bruce Lee)
So my fellow Terrans,
Use the grains, become the grains.
Owl eyes.
Let us use the sand to build what no one thought was possible. You are what drives this game, this alliance, your nation, your citizen. Sure we may fail from time to time, and our castles may collapse, but in the end it is all just sand and we can always rebuild. You see my dear friends, as long as there is sand left in the box and you have not become so jaded as to piss in it, the game will always be worth playing.
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge,
Narrator
P.S. TemujinBC is a butt, our butt.
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pertamaxx
ok
CATMAXXX
Did Glove freaken right this
Voted
o7
Except in Canada, we are f*cked.
Only the sun is older
jaja xD
"en tiempos de guerra todos los hoyos son trinchera"
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HAIL TERRA o/
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EMERICK IS HEART OF KOSOVO!
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yay TERRA \o/
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always funny when a powerless toyalliance try be funny
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What is Terra?
What is Spain?
c^3 emerick c^3
Your articles get more pigdisgusting each time. Seeing Emerick, Dio and a US flag all in one article, couldn't be any worse
\o/
Kosovo is Emerick.
Voted
Votado !
No French version, No vote 😮
i think that the newspaper of a big alliance should not write such articles:/
lol'd
Ni para trollear adecuadamente servís 😒
QUe no, que no podéis con nostros xD Llamad a los primos croatas, a ver si así podéis acercaros a Asturias xD
Voted !
о7
\o
rolfmao
itachi reported for racism
ernst reported for thinking HE IS funny
iain keers reported for pretending it is less disgusting to pretend to worship dio at same time he worship spanish and swed boots
We're Bruce Lee.
Message from Durruti to Terra
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/durruti-hola-guapas-1876999/1/20
о7
I'll vote this.
o/
FREE KOSOVO!
CATALONIA IS NOT SPAIN!
VOTE NO TO KOSOVO
KOSOVO = MORE SERBIA BABYBOOM
Emerick is a loser
Some rumors have emerged that eSpain might be thinking about leaving ONE alliance after an article published by Jazar, article that you can read here
From the Spanish Government we want firstly to calm all citizens. Besides, we also want to categorically and strongly, deny this information.
At no time has there been any communication to reach a peace agreement with eBrasil as well as the need to abandon the alliance ONE, of which we are members.
We have always been grateful towards our allies for the support shown in these difficult times for our ecountry and we are proud to belong to ONE from the beginning.
-Spanish Ministry of Defence
Emerick already sold his account...
Terra HQ is Love
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Kosovo is Serbia...
lolIain. Which is worse? The eUK which purports to Dioism and yet hypocritically consorts with the pigdisgustings? Or us, devoutedly devoted to removing the Swiniards? Dio would weep manly tears were he still alive, over our efforts.
Spain is a terrible match for ONE. It was crap when they left EDEN. Like a lot of the Spanish players; even though they're a sunshine ally - only when things are going their way. They're like the eUK...only the weather's way better.
I for ONE am glad that Emerick has passed on. The e-world is a better place without his a$$holism.
"Your articles get more pigdisgusting each time. Seeing Emerick, Dio and a US flag all in one article, couldn't be any worse" X 2
And thanks for the support about the Kosovo and Metohija theme btw, only idiots can take this article serious..
Kosovo is Serbia...
It is not Kosovo, it is Kosovo and Metohija which mean Blackbird Filed and Church Land. Kosovo and Metohija is stronghold of Serbian culture and Serbian Ortodox Christian religion. You will newer take are hart from as. Kosovo and Metohija is hart of Serbia.
trololo