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Everybody voted Koppany as president of Hungary, even we di😛 because he promised that he would attack us. And we waited… and waited (we’ve heard some rumors that after the elections he got so drunk that he had lost the red button… They shut the doors of Sandor Palace, they filled the monasteries, praying, hoping that the damn button will finally show off.
But few days before the disaster - a miracle happene😛 Romania attacke😛 no, not Hungary, at least not in it’s original regions: We attacked Bulgaria, and they could fight us through MPPs. But guess what: we fought all new born Phoenix and we won some of those battles in a very strong maner… That gave some seconds thoughts to our frien😛 now everybodyexpects him to attack Romania and get Erdely: but how can you attack without that God damn’ button, what he will say to the people, to the next president when you’ll have no red button to give ‘em?
Because some alcohol can clear your thoughts, our Kopanel returned to Bacchus for some answers. Miracle again, looks like faith is kind with our friend for the third time in last month: he found the red button… and in the thrill of the moment he went to the control panel: Attack! But wait: how can you turn Romania’s MPPs on, when Romania alone can fight your whole alliance? Ok… that’s a hard one I must admit. But for crying out lou😛 people want war: so give em what they want: Attack… Attack Slovakia….
Slovakia, Mr President? You were there last month? How about: Crisana, Banat, Maramures? Remember them? I guess you won’t say hello this month either…