Join the new world

Hey everyone, I'm running for Congress again, but in Illinois this month! *cheering* Okay, that's enough. As you know, I'm not a big fan of large and elaborate platforms, but something that the average Joe (no pun intended) can understand and support, so here it is.

Support of Military
I will support all motions to give more funding to our military, especially while we are in Asia liberating our friends and allies from PEACE-nik oppressors. Having served in the Mobile Infantry, and now a CO in the Home Guard, I know that the US military machine can do great things; we just have to support it. With the help of all citizens, average and extraordinary alike, our country will keep on growing in strength. I love the non-military programs like Guns for Huns as well, so I will help to keep funding going to that. A new program that I helped form this month in congress was the Civilian Mass Attack. It was used for the first time in Liaoning, and I think it was a great experience for everyone involved. With programs like this, the two-clickers of the eUS can help us achieve great things.

New Citizen Education
It has never been more important than now to make sure that ALL US citizens know what they are doing, and how to succeed in our country. Through great programs like The Mentorship Program (of which I am a former mentor and mentee), Meals on Wheels, Flying Unicorns, The Salvation Army, and The Welcoming Committee I know that this is possible. If re-elected, I will ensure that these programs keep running strongly and smoothly, and hopefully more like these will be developed during my term. Since I was on the Domestic/Internal Committee, I worked a lot on Citizen Affairs, and helped to think of ideas for a baby-booming project, The Salvation Army, and the Wasteland project.

Government Transparency and Integrity
Our government needs to make sure that all citizens are constantly informed about what is going on behind closed doors. I know that I will post my voting records in this paper throughout my term, and even give you a look into my reasoning behind votes. Now more than ever, our government needs to no longer focus on partisanship or selfishness, but work together as a team to ensure the best for everyone in this country, and our allies around the world.

All this could be yours, but you have to vote Joe Lansing for the Christmas Congress in Illinois.

Yours truly,

Joe Lansing
Proud member and Precinct Captain in the Federalist Party
1-time Congressman from New Mexico
Editor of “From a Whisper to a Shout”
CO in the Home Guard
Colonel in the Federalist Training Division
Former Mentor for the Department of Education