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In a last ditch attempt to garner popular support I am now attempting to buy your votes. Now with every vote cast for me, I will in turn supply you with that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you do something good. All it costs is your vote. Now you might say, "What a bargain?" or "Si yo comprare este, que va a occurir?" Yes, I admit, there is a catch. While you might feel like you are making the deal of a lifetime by getting this for just a simple click to vote me in, in reality you are actually voting for much more. You are voting for employment, economic stability, a brighter future (I have connections with the Sun), more parades, eAustralia, and someone who has full confidence in his ability to fufill the duties of this office. You may dispute these claims, but I have the background to support them:

-I am the best person for the job (completely unfounded)
-I have the words "I love eAustralia" tattooed over my heart
-I am active and I contribute (see: pretty much any highly voted article)
-I am a celebrity in eZimbabwe

If the Governator can do it, so can I. Please vote haugenmatt for Congress on Christmas.

If you want a little bit more serious campaign platform see: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/my-bid-for-congressof-nsw-711702/1

Best of luck to all candidates!