Happy New Year!

Day 772, 22:38 Published in Canada Canada by 20person

I'm writing this article at 1:32 eastern time, so it's already the new year over here. I would like to wish everyone a happy New Year. Don't drink and drive. It's a health and fire hazard.

In other news, I started a Q1 weapons company, Dalek Death Ray Makers Inc.. I'm paying $2 a day if you're interested, minimum skill zero.

That's all for now. In the next issue, I'll be publishing my congressional voting record.