Happy Isenkram Liberation Day

Day 1,358, 14:40 • Published in Norway USA • by Christopher Moe
What day is today
Today is Tuesday
But from now on
I will call it

THE ISENKRAM LIBERATION DAY!!!

A happy day indeed for all Danes and freedom loving people in this silly eWorld, Your freedom is well deserved and i hope you can enjoy it for quite some time. Of course some people don’t like freedom, you might say they even hate it, i’m talking about those EVIL swedes.

swedish people have become a breed of greedy lying crab people over the time and i really hope you can see the damage you are conflicting only to your own country. Your empire is not growing but my discontent for you is.













The Isenkram liberation day...


You can feel it in the air as you see over a hundred Danish boys and girls run trough the streets. You can sense the happiness in their guttural sounds as they pound down a Tuborg faster then the speed of sound and in the warm drunken smile they send your way. The Danish people is well known for their hospitality, and today is no exception so if you don’t have something to drink, they will share and if you are hungry they will pull out a grilled cheese sandwich out of thin air. Aaah, it’s so good to have you guys back, and i hope you still love us Norwegians as much as you did before.

But unfortunately i don’t know how long this sensation can last,
because as we all know the swedish bastards get angry fast,
so let’s all party hard and fast
before the homo-swede wants to (sexual harass) our ass.






Don’t you wish we all could have a Danish breakfast every day?





Only Crab People want to enslave this happy place.







Fun fact: Did you know that sweden is the only country in eGeography that don’t deserve a capital letter