HAPPY BIRTHDAY GALI 🎂

Day 2,881, 12:05 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Hail Astrid
Can you see the emoticon if you're not a mobilefag?

Anyway the purpose of this article is to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY GALI!


For some reason, I'm uncomfortable with calling this a funny gif.

Did you know...

The Norse News was the first newspaper I subscribed to, because I thought it was really entertaining. It inspired me to create my own newspaper and write entertaining articles, which caused me to stay in the game longer than a few days.

You were also the reason I joined UKRP, in a bid to help you with your PP run (Gali4PP btw), which failed, but lead me to discover the existence of banter in party feeds, which caused me to stay in the game longer than a few months.

I also ran for Congress because you asked (sort of) for the lulz, thinking there was going to be no Congress anyway because we didn't have the regions, but then Fataliix put me on top of the list (woo), then we suddenly had more regions, and then had Congress, and I was like "Oh sh*t, I'm gonna represent the country, I gotta be active to vote in all the proposals and stuff," which led me to discover that pornography was shot in 4K (!) nowadays, but, er, that's besides the point.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is Gali is kewl, and if I quit the game willfully out of boredom/frustration (I'll never upgrade all my TGs before I hit retirement age and I don't know if the nursing home is gonna have Wifi dammit), and not banned for multi-abuse Lord-of-Bones-style or for having too many FPs, then I'll send you all my stuff!

(Can a user receive more than 10 gold per day, though? It might ruin the dramatic exit if I have to keep logging in to send you the stuff but whatever)

I don't want to embarrass myself by posting a meme lower than the dank standard set by Gali, so have an inappropriate gif instead.