Guy Loses Election Worse than Other Guy Nobody Likes

Day 2,938, 14:48 Published in USA USA by NickSentowski

In eUSA's November 2015 presidential election, Gnilraps of he Socialist Freedom Party received 45.65% of the vote, just inching out incumbent Presidential nominee and current dictator, Wild Owl of the Federalist Party, by a margin of just 14 votes (2.11😵.

But the real contest never was for the seat of president, but rather for the title of Biggest Loser. In this election, the title of Biggest Loser is given not to any one candidate, but to the members of The Anime Neophyte League, a party of just three members and the only party to officially support candidate Sengoer, who received a gross total of 8 votes in this election. The next worst candidate Custer, received 25 votes, without any supporting parties. The margin of Sengoer NOT taking last place was actually greater than that of the victor.

So here's to our Biggest Loser, The Anime Neophyte League. Not only did you successfully choose to support the candidate with the least votes, but his 2.55% margin from 2nd last place further cements your place in history as the least helpful party of our time!