Gross domestic output is slowly increasing

Day 408, 09:42 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar

In a new statement to the press, economics expert Bob Boblo has said today that shareholders of domestic output companies should rejoice at the fact that output is slowly increasing and is set to rise perhaps slightly by the end of the month.

In other news, Relic, PCP candidate for the UK's presidency has today saved a kitten from a tree for a local family in London. Remarkably he then saved a school bus full of children from driving into the river Thames and avoided a large pile of thousands of tonnes of explosives on a boat. He then single-handedly killed twelve terrorists with his bare hands who were rigging the explosives below to explode, avoiding the deaths of hundreds of Londoners.

Onlookers cheered as Relic emerged from the scene to be rewarded, however he insisted that the money go to the local orphanage, which Deathtoll32 was trying to bankrupt to build a large palace on the land for himself.

Don't forget, vote Relic.


Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar
Journalist of the PCP