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Greetings all, call me Alex.
I have just arrived at the eUK and and I am currently awaiting for an answer to my citizenship request, I am originally eBrazilian but I've spent quite some time on ePortugal and I am still reasonably active in both countries.
Formalities aside, now that I am properly presented I want to share with you my great project for the eUK...



Alliance with America?!

Hmm yes perhaps we speak english after all...
No, wait! What are they thinking?! That's total crap!
We are the british! They only speak english because we colonized those 13 bloody colonies full of man-eating nude savages! The blatant audacity of their "offer" offends my dignity and insults my honour! (and I am not even eBritish yet!)

Therefore it's obvious that the only viable course of action, is to say a polite no(as the gentlemen we are). And when the time comes we shall bring british rule back to the american mainland. The american will kneel before their proper overlords and we shall resume our ardous task of enlightening our poor dimwitted cousins with superior and civilized british culture.


The planning
The plan I have developed is highly complex and full of intricacies only the smartest of you will understand. Please if you are new to military planning and organization, DO NOT, try to understand this brilliant plan.

Phase 1: Liberate France (*sighs* we always have to liberate the french...)
Phase 2: Liberate Germany (*sighs again* well at least this time we won't be liberating the germans from themselves)
Phase 3: Liberate Poland (ungrateful swines! they forgot the british dedication and support for them!)
Phase 4: Bring the rightful and virtuous british rule back to America (and teach them proper english)
Phase 5: Bring the rightful and virtuous british rule back to Canada (betrayal! I would never expect such a vile atrocity!)
Phase 6: Bring the rightful and virtuous british rule back to Australia and New Zealand (of course, the poor "mates" can barely speak english)
Phase 7: Bring the rightful and virtuous british rule everywhere else we once ruled, where the ungrateful and barbaric natives unlawfully forced our government to abandon.

Goal: Restoration of the British Empire!

As you can clearly see, ladies, and gentlemen, this highly sophisticated plan has the solution for all of our problems.


(Random Blackadder pic to make the article more british)


How can we join you in this glorious plan?

It's very simple. As soon as my citizenship request is accepted I will create a new party. I am still looking for a name, but it has to be something simple, humble, and unassuming and very british. Something like... BUM - British Ultimate Mastery, or perhaps BANG - British Aristocratic National Group.
In any case suggestions are appreciated, but keep in mind that I shall tolerate no jokes or improper behaviour! We will be a serious and democratic movement.

Just like these gentlemen here...


What else does it needs beside a name?
Good, that's the spirit! Worried about the party and the glorious future of Britain? Brill!
So, we need a flag! With one of those nice symbols people seem to get out of nowhere. But remember it has to show the essence of the british spirit!
Also like all those exclusive and very sophisticated societies, we need some mysticism. A full and complete religious/paranormal/mystical/secret cult or similar. We could get some stuff from Wicca but that sounds so terribly american. We could try some norse paganism but that sounds so terribly german...it must sound wonderfully british!
Believe in our party, it will go like a bomb!


...like Harry Potter! (just beware of the church and Lord Voldemort, they're both dangerous)

Note to my dear readers.
First to the trolls out there I didn't mean to offend anyone, this is humour in case you don't know the meaning you can search for it a dictionary.(now if you don't know what's a dictionary you should just commit suicide and spare us of another uncivilized troglodyte)

To the eUK, I would thank you a lot if you could accept my citizenship request. The sole aim of this party is to make this game a better and more enjoyable game. If you like my humour then I thank you and invite you to join me. If you don't like it, then I invite you to join me and make it better.
I am also in to help in any projects and I believe we can make eUK a better contry together.

Cheers,
Alex



(PS bloody hell! my firefox crashed while writing the last line of this article! that scared me to death, luckly I had copied the content just one second before the disaster)