GREELING FOR VP

Day 2,291, 08:26 • Published in USA USA • by greeling

Hello America it is time for all of you to get your dose of GREELING.

Mandatory listening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE

So I assume you have all heard the great news that I am running for VP. Now I know it’s not normally the VP choice that is actually the person that does the running in the campaign but the person going for CP that is really doing it. The thing is when I am included it’s more about me then anyone else.So yes Gnilraps has chosen me to be his running mate, but really this campaign is all about me and no one else now. We all know the VP is the most important thing in America and since I am the most important person in America that is why I should have the job.


me working hard as always

So now lets get down to business and talk about what I will do. Normally VP is really a job that is given to people to just gain votes from other parties and really don’t do much other than that. I am different than that, I will be bringing all of you a whole month of non stop greeling and force feeding it down your mouth and maybe other places for the men. I would say I will bring so much to you that it will annoy you but there is one thing you can’t have too much of and that is GREELING.

Now I would take charge of everything and not let Gnilraps do what he wants cause lets face it I should be the one in charge. We all know I was picked because I am superior to everyone in every way. I will make all the choice and lets admit it, with it being me at the helm they are gonna be crazy ones so who knows how it will turn out. I will also try to get access to anything with money so I can steal it. I will also give out information to all private information to the highest bidder cause I need to buy things I just need to be rich. So really if you vote Gnilraps you are voting for me to be the one ruling the country while he stands to the side.


The month with me and Gnilraps by my side

So now you ask what makes me qualified to be VP, well let present you with a list of things I have accomplished.

1. uhh..I’ve done congress a few times
2. I have a high score of 115 in flappy bird.
3. please read number 5
4. I ran for CP a few times, ignore that I never made the ballot

As you can see I am really qualified for the position so on the 5th you know the right choice and that is to vote for GREELING I mean Gnilraps, which is basically voting for me. With me as VP you will be making me yours America and I will bring GREELING TO ALL OF YOU.


Yes I said that just to somewhat go with this.

GREELING4VP
Gnil4CP



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