Grave news for the people of Pakistan

Day 1,053, 14:50 Published in Pakistan USA by gagah


It appears that there is a spy in Pakistan.

While the image above is not especially damning, it has set me on a course of investigation into Mr Inwegen's character. During my investigation, I came to discover this man's real name. While he goes by Inwegen to his colleagues and acquaintances, his true name is Patrick Van Inwegen. Let me say that again. Patrick Van Inwegen.

Before I come to my conclusion, let me show you a disturbing image:



Look at that blond hair. And those eyebrows.

These pieces of evidence lead me to a fact that I've avoided to confront for the two long years that I've known this man: Patrick Van Inwegen is a Swede.

Now, hold your loins. Before we set off in a mob to rape him mercilessly for attempted espionage against the Holy Empire of Pakistan, we should buy one of these: