Goran Thrax in Ontario!
Goran Thrax
It's been a long time eCanada since I last stood before all of you, asking for your support to become a member of your Congress. However with both recent changes, and new resources just over the horizon eCanada desperately needs representatives that truly understand the economy we live in.
The admins promised that the new resources such as fish, cattle, deer, aluminum etc. would all become available at the end of January. This January the 25th we will elect the Congress that will have to deal with these massive changes in the very building blocks of our economy, create a comprehensive approach to both domestic and import taxation and implement these changes, all while coping with the fallout of January's devastating theft from our Government!
To that end, I support the economic plans put forth by the Ministry Of Opportunity, one of eCanada's fastest growing parties. Only a month old and M.O.O. already has a Country President in office. However due to it's size M.O.O. must join forces with top 5 parties in order to put some of M.O.O.'s finest members on the ballot for your consideration.
Too that end the E.P.I.C. party, my long time friends have seen fit to support me this January. Not merely offering me just any spot on their ticket but one of the two available seats in Ontario, our heartland and my home. I am a four-time Congress member, one of our most effective former Speakers, and it all began in Ontario. I can think of no finer place from which to begin my return to public service!
With the level of support I have received it's clear to me that parties, both big and small see the need for sustainable changes to some of our most cherished and long held policies. Food prices are once again on the rise in eCanada and there is no more important resource to the health of our economy or national security than inexpensive food available to all citizens.
To that end I will be bringing my experience as both a grain and food company owner, plus my experience as one of our longest serving elder statesmen to tackle these unsustainable fluctuations. Tax policy is certainly not the only tool available to bring about reform but it's a great place to start. Lowering income taxation rates as well as import safeguards are one of the most effective ways of increasing the purchasing power of each of you while simultaneously curtailing the profiteering that is currently costing us all so much.
With deep gratitude to E.P.I.C. and M.O.O. I stand as your candidate in Ontario.
Goran Thrax
Comments
Herp Derp
Impeach this madman.
good luck, Goran
Some PEOPLE WILL GET TRAXIFIED!!!
WALL OF TEXXXXXXXXXXT
Your King of Congress has returned.
~hyuu~
Holy mitre almighty...he's back: "Ground control to Major Goran..."
Actually, I'm a Colonel. heh.
Trenton, I always write factual, text articles I've never much agreed with the lulzy picture filled or breasts for votes style articles that get written out there.
Goran Thrax
MOO!!!
I never thought I'd see the day when GT ran for congress again, I'm really pleased that he's pursuing this and I'm optimistic about the improvements he'll bring to eCanada.
I pity the foo's that run in Ontario vs Goran.
GL
I might be moving to Ontario to vote for you...
~hyuu~ seems to me a good word here!.......Best of luck GT
you have my vote
Best damn speaker I've ever seen. No disrespect to all that followed...you're just no GT.
A true eCanadian icon, back in Congress!
Good luck Goran Thrax!
Yay!
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Best of luck, reptilian space pope!
good luck