Golden giveaway - WITH WINNER

Day 2,484, 04:56 Published in Norway Norway by DrJens

Edit: Xibbard was drawn as a winner.

Feeling like giving away 5 gold...

Why?
Dunno... just deal with it

How?
Comment this with a cool one-liner that includes your in-game name.

Do I need to vote / subscribe / shout?
Nope... couldn't care less

(You do need to be fully dressed when entering this competition. No nude entries please)

Who will win?
The most average one-liner. Found using a special algorithm developed by French dock workers in the 70's.

When does the competition end?
Whenever... dunno.. probably within a few days - maybe tomorrow. I'll let you know when it's over. Don't worry.