Go Left or Go Home!

Day 3,819, 05:20 Published in Pakistan Pakistan by Deo950

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Greetings Friends!

Today I write because there is nothing new in the News Feed.

I had to write something
So here I write my story

We live in a troubled world. Our Nation is not even a shadow of its glorious past. Some of us still would like to live in the past while do nothing for the present. We are small and have to aim small in order to progress. Hoping that somehow we would get a BAZILLION new members tomorrow is foolish. We have to Aim small. However I have a plan which if properly implemented may drag our Nation back from the Dead.

So here I go:

I Propose to go Commie


You may say to me:
"But Mr Deo950 you don't comprehend you can't go commie,this is but a game."
And you will hear my response as:


So what do I propose?
Well my proposal is simple


Well how do propose to do that?
It is easy


But how will that help?

Well here goes. We shall tax everything 99.99% and that as you can see will not allow them to make a profit.We shall then force every Pakistani and Diost to move to Pakistan and pay tax. I hear TheJakal has a gold mine under his bed.


What will this achieve?
Well all the revenue will be collected by the government. We Shall force the residents to put up everything they produce at extremely high rates and we shall buy them because only the State will have the money. The state shall get back everything back because we will tax the transactions. Afterwards we shall distribute weapons and money according to the People's need.

So


And work for a prosperous future.