Give me your tired, your poor,Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
Day 548, 14:40
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by Grainne Ni Mhaille
New here?
Can't get your wellness up to fight?
Fit, but never fired a gun?
Unemployed?
Homeless?
Haven't voted yet, or joined a party?
No friends?
Generally perplexed by the news?
Lurking in the e-shadows of our green land?
(If you are an experienced, gun-toting, well-connected gym-bunny, who's a company director with a bucket of moolah and a semi in the suburbs...this is not for you...unless you're offering to help?)
Maybe I can help you.
There are many government programs, mentors and e-Ireland initiatives that could help you. When I was new, I didn't know where to start. I've noticed lately that quite a few of you are struggling with some of the issues above.
Now, I'm not a minister (we've plenty of good ones) and I'm not an expert either, but I'm willing to see if I can help you with a little one-to-one advice. Maybe you just need pointing in the right direction?
If you feel you need some help, no strings attached, just let me know and I'll see what I can do. No lectures, no public analysis...no need confess all to a big audience. Just reply to this article, or PM (send me a message) me if you're shy.
It's much more craic here if you can get more involved. On a serious note, there are many political developments and foreign affairs going down that could damage our way of life here in e-Ireland. Now's the time to get your shit together folks.
Hoping this will be received in the spirit in which it's intended....waiting to hear from you...
And to my buddies out here, please vote me up so this can be seen by those who need it.
Sláinte chuig na fir, agus go mairfidh na mná go deo.
Health to the men, and may the women live forever!
Sláinte agus táinte! Health and wealth!
Can't get your wellness up to fight?
Fit, but never fired a gun?
Unemployed?
Homeless?
Haven't voted yet, or joined a party?
No friends?
Generally perplexed by the news?
Lurking in the e-shadows of our green land?
(If you are an experienced, gun-toting, well-connected gym-bunny, who's a company director with a bucket of moolah and a semi in the suburbs...this is not for you...unless you're offering to help?)
Maybe I can help you.
There are many government programs, mentors and e-Ireland initiatives that could help you. When I was new, I didn't know where to start. I've noticed lately that quite a few of you are struggling with some of the issues above.
Now, I'm not a minister (we've plenty of good ones) and I'm not an expert either, but I'm willing to see if I can help you with a little one-to-one advice. Maybe you just need pointing in the right direction?
If you feel you need some help, no strings attached, just let me know and I'll see what I can do. No lectures, no public analysis...no need confess all to a big audience. Just reply to this article, or PM (send me a message) me if you're shy.
It's much more craic here if you can get more involved. On a serious note, there are many political developments and foreign affairs going down that could damage our way of life here in e-Ireland. Now's the time to get your shit together folks.
Hoping this will be received in the spirit in which it's intended....waiting to hear from you...
And to my buddies out here, please vote me up so this can be seen by those who need it.
Sláinte chuig na fir, agus go mairfidh na mná go deo.
Health to the men, and may the women live forever!
Sláinte agus táinte! Health and wealth!
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voted and if you need any help with this Grainne PM me.
voted, your an upstanding citizen Grainne
im so impressed by the decentness displayed here i will refrain from asking something silly!
go for it sanctions...i'm bang into silliness ;0)
can you iron my shirt?
oh hang on that wasnt silly at all, that was sexism i was thinking of 😛
not even slightly funny
Good on ya gráinne!
Great idea. Voted
I like it, keep up the good work. I am also always willing to help new citizens (but I don't iron).
thanks teutorix aleria, in the future ill endeavour to maintain your own high standard. i will look to you as my inspiration, my muse. id like to formally acknowledge your vigilance and ask you to please be my friend. buds?
Great first article Gráinne. I love the title.
I'd like to help out, I'm also proposing a much more improved welfare system like the one you're suggesting for congress:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-isrp-dublin-congress-manifesto-for-a-imperatorian-socialist-future-ahead--805788/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-isr[..]/1/20
Great article. Voted.
Good stuff I am willing to help out too if you like 🙂
@ those who pm'd me - I've replied now, let's keep dialogue open.
@ my old friends - thanks for your support.
@ my new friends - good to link up.
@ those who offered help, will shout if I run out of personal resources!
@ sanctions - send it over, I've a man-slave here at my castle who does that sort of work for me. *mwah - blows a kiss*
And for the avoidance of doubt, I'm not running for congress...this is just an e-samaritans, tinkerbell thingy, working on my karma score-sheet.
Hello Grainne! I want you to know that in response to your generosity, I have decided to grow my mullett 2 more inches! I hope that inspires you even more to keep up the good samaritan efforts!
I know its likely to get me a few more eDates, so its a win-win for both of us! Chicks love the mullett, and I can cook a mean loaf of bread...so I got that going for me...
Anywho....I do have a question for your new "Ask Grainne" column:
Ive reached Skill Level 3 for manufacture of stuff (the Anvil), I have a good paying job (chicks dig that too), but Im wondering if it would be smart to find a new job in the building sector, just to even out my resume? It would mean getting a 0 Skill job and a pay decrease, but what do you think, smart? Dumb? Maybe wait a bit until I have a bigger bank account?
Ok thats it! I gotta go brush the locks 100 times....
Cheers!
Hey Dash(ing), we have to keep your image up, so I'll take you in private session and PM you some ideas in a minute.
And chicks love a guy who can be 'open' about his issues....so good you've come forward!
ohhhhhh......"private session"
Eat your heart out suckas!
brush, brush, brush
Great Article Grainne,
It is a problem i had to deal with when i joined, there are plenty of programs to help new citizens, just its very hard to find out about them imo.
The Imperator wants a private discussion concerning the Dáil, welfare schemes and love making too.
I'm gonna post a motion making Gráinne the first lady....
(just hope nogin, uaithne or mac don't find out 😛)
AT*
"no strings attached"
No sweeter sentence ever from a woman
well done, great to see people helping those starting out... and i don't iron either
Good idea. I really could've used something like this and probably can still benefit from it. Thanks! 🙂
only here too days te job i can get and buying food but surely there is another way to get money....
you got my backing grainne..
Good article and initiative Grainne. I'm still pretty much a newbie myself but am willing to help out if you need any more volunteers.