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General Cartman Lee - TRULY EXPOSED!

Day 1,631, 22:56 • Published in USA USA

• by General Cartman Lee

I am about to expose General Cartman Lee for who he REALLY is. I will now present a compelling and rock solid argument as to the dangers he poses to the eUSA. Allow me to present the irrefutable evidence.

Exhibit A. Domestic Kittens

Exhibit B. European Wildcat Kittens

Exhibit C. Cheetah Cubs

Exhibit D. Iberian Lynx Kittens

Exhibit E. Tiger Cubs

Exhibit F. Lion Cubs

I apologize for having to expose you to these terrifyingly adorable pictures, but you had to know how dangerous this General Cartman Lee character really is.

Comments

Captain Salty Kushskins Day 1,631, 23:06

what about those times you exposed yourself to girls on campus

Red Duck Day 1,631, 23:17

This is too much cute, I cant stand it....meeeeoooowwww

Daanitha Day 1,631, 23:28

i love kitties : 3

soooooo cute X D

MOHAX IC XC Day 1,631, 23:30

I already know that.

AlenJax Day 1,631, 23:37

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Leviathann Day 1,632, 02:17

piss off, pizza

Gay For Johnny Depp Day 1,632, 02:26

piss off, pizza x2

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FG Lexia Day 1,632, 03:40

The second picture are European regular cats. I have 4 of those in my backyard (+ 6 newborns somewhere).

http://www.dropbox.com/gallery/844580/1/Macke?h=f4a369

FG Lexia Day 1,632, 03:44

This, on the other hand, is the wild cat (or Ris in Serbian):

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Lynx_lynx_poing.jpg

killer2001 Day 1,632, 09:01

tiger cubs could kill

FG Lexia Day 1,632, 09:23

Noooo, @killer2001, tiger cubs are small and cuddly. They don't kill, woodland critters kill:

http://www.nerdsraging.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/woodland_critters.jpg

General Cartman Lee Day 1,632, 10:15

Hostilian, no, that is the European wildcat. I know because that picture was taken in a zoo, and they don't keep domestic cats in those..

FG Lexia Day 1,632, 10:50

Well, General Lee, in Serbia we consider them to be the same as domestic cats (without pedigree, though) and we have millions of them in the cities and outside of cities. They might not be totally same since they are usually larger than the pedigree cats, have urban camouflage uniform (ie black and white, shades of grey or shades of grey with brown), and usually are not attacked by (smart) dogs (unless they are infants).

Lagertha. Day 1,632, 10:53

Oh man, they're so fucking cuteeeee *.*

FG Lexia Day 1,632, 10:54

Well, according to Wikipedia ([1]), they are mostly extinct in Western Europe, so I guess they keep them in zoos and have only pedigree cats. I have no other explanation why would a (wild) cat that lives everywhere in the cities (at least in Balkans, Italy and Spain) be kept in the zoo.

[1] https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Leefgebied_wilde_kat_2.JPG

General Cartman Lee Day 1,632, 12:38

Hostilian... European Wildcats have had their numbers and range greatly reduced. It is illegal to kill them. They are not the same as domestic, stray, or feral cats.