Garven Dreis would like to apply for the position of LPA PP
Garven Dreis
Hello All!
It is with great satisfaction to tell you all, that my holiday in the eUK is drawing to a close. I have had much fun there, and I have learnt more than I ever imagined, especially about myself. I'd like to also quash any rumours that I am a spy, as I have a very negative view about spying for the other team. My friends on both sides of the EDEN - Phoenix divide would know this.
Now, onto the main part of my article. I formally declare my intention to run for the position of Party President of the Liberal Party of Australia. I believe that new leadership is needed, and better integration with the eAustralian community.
About myself, I am 4 time previous Party President, so I am very experienced in this field. I am twice Senator for South Australia, held many positions in cabinet, and lost a PM election by one vote. I am also the former Sol Alliance Military Commander, so I believe that I am adequately qualified for this position.
I also
-Respect the voice of the people
-Adhere to existing policy and procedures
-Recognize the legitimacy of the eAustralian Forums
-Believe in fair and transparent democratic processes
I plan to:
-Hold an internal referendum about changing the name.
-Undo the damage done by the current term Party President
-Restore the legitimacy of the party, not just as a zombie party.
I hope that the members of the LPA seriously consider me for Party President, as I have so much to offer.
Regards,
Garven Dreis.
Comments
"I'd like to also quash any rumours that I am a spy, as I have a very negative view about spying for the other team."
Says the man with a spy avatar. I call shenanigans!
Garven Dreis is a Rebel Alliance Agent, who will stop at nothing in order to achieve terrible goals. Do you realise how many people have been rick-rolled by Garven?!
Can we get a pyro in here to spy check garven?
i second that shenanigans
Get the brooms out.
Spy's sappin' mah sentry
Will there be a Ministry of Rick-Rolling?