Funniest thing I heard in a long while...

Day 1,374, 02:52 Published in South Korea USA by roland_up

"Vote against the NONDEMOCRATIC Grease regime that steals your right of voting and do it with your brains! Stop being a sheep and turn into a lion!" Mircea Drac

This is funny because:

Reason #1
Steal implies taking another person's property without their permission.

So, how did he steal someone's vote? Did he sneak into other player's house in the middle of the night to login to eRepublik and cast a vote to vote for whoever he want without their knowledge?



Reason #2

Didn't Mircea Drac and the FSR gave citizens from other countries citizenship in order to vote for them? This is democracy? I think your past abuse of this term should be enough to disqualify you from using it.


Credit: Created by Rory Winterbourne

Reason #3

Sheep do not turn into a lion, they are biological cousins, but they are genetically different enough for one to turn into another.

Yea, this one, I just made it up 😃

Thanks for the laugh, Mircea Drac