Fun does not always equal smart
Harrison Richardson
Less than an hour ago, President McSkittles decided to attack Russia. While we have a ton of open MPP's thanks to a GREAT HAMSTA named Hank, we decided to negate that advantage by making a senseless attempt on a region we have little hope of winning today. So, in a rebut to President McSkittles' reasoning for the attack (which are mainly fun and retention, which I get and acknowledge), I counter with this:
1) Fun doesn't always equal smart. You can have fun and lose, or you can be smart and have fun winning later on. Personally, I'm really freaking competitive, so I enjoy winning moreso than having fun by blowing my wad for a few seconds
2) We're attacking on a holiday. I'm not getting on Erepublik at all tomorrow probably, and if I do, it's from my iPhone.
3) We don't know if V2 is going to be an advantage or a disadvantage for our military. We could very well be at a huge disadvantage when V2 comes out in just a few days and now we have 16 angry MPP's on our doorstep.
4) We had a great opportunity to invade Russia if we worked with EDEN. We could have worked with Poland, China, Finland, and other countries for a massive invasion of Russia. They opened a ton of MPP's on the day of Hamstas and instead of using that to our advantage, we decided to blow our wad and invade without any allied support
5) If what President McSkittles says is true, we didn't consult EDEN nor Croatia in our decision. This is a gross strategic error. Abandoning our allies when their original regions are under attack, especially an ally as loyal as Broatia, is to me a betrayal of the very trust they put in us every time we go out to fight for them. If this was a block for Croatia, then it was the worst block in the history of man. Worse than Heilongjiang.
6) Russia has more money than us. We can't win in a tanking war with them.
7) This was decided upon on a whim. Decisions made on a whim are very often the decisions people wish they had back a day later. As a result, the JCS wasn't consulted. Now, no one will mistake me as a friend of the JCS (:3 Goalie), but how do you even consider doing something like this without at least giving them a heads up? Even a "hey, I'm doing this in 3 minutes" is better than them having to find out via the events page. It's disrespectful. These are people you have to work with. I know more than anyone: fights with the JCS get us nowhere as a nation.
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We have rescinded in to the short-sighted ignorance that caused us to be invaded last summer. Say what you will, but we were lucky to not be wiped off the map then. The only reason we weren't was because gold was scarce then and PEACE couldn't come up with the gold to attack and win Florida; ain't that hard to get money any more.
Choc makes some reasonable arguments for his attack.. I just feel like these reasons (and the infinitely many more I could think of with the help of others) vastly outweigh them.
HR
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yeah... this is...
Very True
Points 5 to 7 are interesting. :3
FER are belong to us.
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I suggest stocking up the day V2 comes out for the 2nd North American Invasion. It's gonna be epic.
uhh -.- idk what to say
I like that pic
Idc, this war is problably the only thing going to get me playing for v2, thats what i play games for, to have some time to have fun, sometimes being spontaneous is better than to be cautious all the time.
O7 to president Choc, its ballsy
Shut up. He did what you wouldn't. Press the button, let the fun ensue.
yeah, but what about teh lulz?
Didn't we invade "Me-hi-co" for fun?
How did that one turn out.
Our allies must be pretty happy about the button being pushed with no notice.
Oh, well. See everyone in Florida this August. Again.
We're screwed AGAIN! North American Invasion 2, coming soon wherever summer blockbusters are shown!
The lulz are dead. It's not like this is a game, people. Come on, now.
So eIreland's holdings in eUSA could be in danger if North America gets invaded again? That's a great feeling for us right now... I'm sure Poland is a little mad as well.
this is cool!
I agree with this article, though the idea that somehow this = USA being invaded and steamrolled again are senseless. It's now a TW and damage drain.
fgt, multiple reasons why you're wrong, 1. it's a game, you have fun in games 2. no risk, no reward 3. out retention is HORRIBLE, we have dropped down to 16K citizens, so it's quite obvious we are doin' it wrong.
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lulz
@Deleruin: if you read any of the statistics articles youll find that a good portion of those 16k is still active, about the same number as when we had 23k, so the only citizens we're losing are the dead ones.
also i agree that we should have fun in the game but the timing was just bad.
Mmkay sure it was dumb of Choc but it's a game. We will waste gold (I'm P sure we won't win) I doubt making a LULZ war will bring back citizens either... or cause a baby boom... IMO
In Choco's defence, we wouldn't be invaded the day v2 came out. There will apparently be a week or so of downtime for the military module, which will give us time to stock up, as well as they enemy. I'm unclear on whether wars in v1 stay open in v2 because of this.
Also this will probably not result in an invasion of the US, not enough time to accomplish it before v2. At most they will take Alaska, though even that is unlikely.
If this was for retention, this was a bad move imo. Any possible retention or baby boom would almost certainly be flattened by the upcoming massive change of v2. Would have been better to wait until after the change (well that's assuming wars aren't closed during the migration).
Its all good to have fun, but if we piss our allies and bros off, what's the point?
You have Poland within your borders who can stop Russian advance the second they enter the mainland, that's huge difference to situation you were in during North American invasion a year ago
Croatia approves of this move, it's a good damage drain without long term consequences
Well you have to consider that this is a good drainer and also a good block to protect China from another russian attack, this is not a so bad decision considering also that you have poland there with an incredible set of mpps to beat Russia. It's a tough decision, maybe a little risky but still i'm sure that Croatia and China are happy with it.
did America learn from "last time"? haha
USA did their part and helped their allies. Don't see the problem here.. At least this POTUS had the balls to do it!
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Relax. The strategic situation is totally different. First of all, you can always swap Poland into Washington or even into Washington and Alaska, creating a two-region barrier that it will be quite hard for Russia to overcome (we don't have very good MPPs activated against Russia, but even with those that we do have - South Africa and Australia - plus our populace damage - we should be able to stop them). If we don't, between Poland and Canada it will be much easier to keep the Russians permablocked.
This is a good damage drain , now go fight for Croatia.
I think it's a smart move
DON'T forget the war module won' be introduced until a week after the economic one.
Well said. And people need to stop saying "damage drain".
I like Choc's style
If anything, McSkittles is leaving his successor with a worse position than Woxan left HR. We haven't had a successful President since PiZ quit. Should tell us something.
Stupid, stupid, stupid move. Good call, HR.
Help Broatia, it's no fun for them.
Your attempt at marginalizing and simplifying my reasoning to "fun and retention" fails, as it was a far more complex reason than that.
I thought about countering all points except for #7, but its probably not even worth it.
Gotta agree with this one. And now Russia is attacking Alaska and has the advantage in gold and allies. What an idiot move.
Good article hail broatia!
Good decision to go after Russia. I'm getting tired of having to "consult" with Europe on every single decision. Pretty soon we'd have to ask them if we can wipe our own A$$!
Who is this Harrison Richardson guy anyways? Gah, what does he know?!!?
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I HATE when I agree, even a little, with HR. It makes me feel slimy.
You sure do blow your wad a lot, but I agree with you. Damn it, that's twice in one week.
When I read the title I really wanted to troll this article...
i still luv choc,.
Admin conspiracy.
Homie, call it the first "doing it for the lolz, step back" of V2. Gotta bring in the Gold 2.0 the right way, ya dig?
You know what? I left the US because it's boring.. nothing cool ever happens, taxes are 2 high for a good pay and 2 high to make profit out of a company. At least attacking Russia makes the US look fun. So yea.. with all respect.. you had your chance as president now f off and let choc do w.e the f he wants. He's done a great job so far, I trust he'll continue to do a gd job.
It's a game after all -.-