Frost/PiginZen for President: A Final Word

Day 1,110, 07:42 • Published in USA Poland • by Battle Kitten


I actually started to write the traditional long platform for all of you wonderful folks to read, and then I thought better of it. A wise e😜resident by the name of Scrabman once told me that platforms were “just lies to get you elected” and that once you became president that the situation would always dictate policy. After 2 terms in office and countless hours in the game I have come to that same conclusion. I don’t intend to lie to get elected. However, I will tell you what you will get if you elect me:

I will raise or lower taxes based on necessity and not to win a popularity contest.

I will acquire new regions and resources to secure America’s long term economic and military goals.

When the situation dictates we will go to war and we will attack with vigor and enthusiasm.. attempting to win at all times.

When the situation dictates we will use diplomacy to secure our goals and form new alliances in order to change the paradigm of the game.

We will get the new players involved by having the old farts in the cabinet work to actually provide guidance and wisdom to newer players so they are prepared for the future.

I wish I had something Kennedyesque for you all, but it’s just a game. My decisions are going to be based on opportunity and necessity. Most of you that know me, know that I am pretty direct and to the point. I’ve finally written a platform that is too. I promise to work hard as I have always done and make wise decisions based on what is best for the country. Maybe I’ll win and maybe I’ll lose…we’ll see. If I win, prepare for the most entertaining month ever…I will promise you that.