From Russia with Love: Part One

Day 1,018, 22:16 • Published in USA USA • by Synesi
Day 1,017 1630 Hours
Battlefields of FER/Western Alaska
Report Made by: Lt. Gen. Morrigan Alexandros, XO of the USTC

*Read the pre-beginning here: The Battle of Far Eastern Russia

I was freezing my butt off and I was mad and grumpy. I hate the cold and where did I find myself today? Far Eastern Russia, a.k.a. Western Alaska. I sighed and watched my cold breath. I grabbed my binoculars and surveyed the battlefield. We were holding our own and the capital. But, we were having some technical difficulties that prevented most of the soldiers from deploying or moving forward. There were rumors amongst the lines of an electro-magnetic pulse. "Rubbish, " I had said. But now, sitting on top of a tank that was barely moving, I was beginning to wonder; even the Ruskies were experiencing difficulties.


Me by my tank. 🙂

I remembered an earlier transmission by Brig. Gen. DMJohnston 30 minutes ago:

*pshh*JCS Command this is *pshh* TC Companies Alpha Bravo and Charlie *pshh* we need immediate evac *pshh* we’re being overrun! *pshh*. Damnit! No Response. Where in the world is Lt.Gen Morrigan? *pshh* JCS Command this is *pshh* TC Companies Alpha Brav…

I had to make my way to their position. NOW! They were near the capital and I was in the north plowing through some Ruskies with a tank that didn't work. Brig. Gen. Technician was with me. He noticed my frustration at not being able to be with my troops and sai😛

"I remember a year ago we wanted to make nice with eFrance. What they should do is say Comment ça va? if they respond with something other than a blank stare discharge them."

"Eh, right."

I have long accepted that Technician is merely the human version of Yoda. I know I will not understand his wise words yet, I hope his wisdom somehow finds me.

"Ok, Come on my Techie, let's finish these Ruskies and get back to our troops. Maybe if you show him how big and scary your tank is they will run away."

My Techie got in his big ass tank and killed off 4 Ruskies with one shot.


Ruskies' viewpoint of Techie's tank.

"That's my Techie!" I screamed with joy and I silently thanked the Gods he was on my side. I would not be want to be opposite that strong a tank. I grabbed my radio and messaged Lt. AmyHat, from the Airborne, who was flying overhead in her chopper. "Yo, girl. Can you hold fire for a hot minute? I am going in to finish these Ruskies." I could here her gritting her teeth. "But, I really wanted to kill those Ruskies!" I sighed, again. "AMY!!! Stop whining and stop that fire cause I am going in! Ciao!"

I grabbed my trusty whip, the one with the spikes, and jumped off the tank. Techie merely looked at me with a zen look, looking very Yoda-like. I saw a Rusky hiding behind what was left of his tank. I directed my whip at his head and retracted. He was dead instantly. I quickly killed the rest 5 with my whip and headed back to my tank.



Yes, I know I am wearing a Wonder Woman costume…Amy dared me to go fight the cold with this costume…so, I HAD to do it. I can't turn a dare down. But, you know, Wonder Woman defeated those Cold War Ruskies, this is poetic irony.


"Let's find our troops Techie."

"Me I like to recruit Toastmasters for two clubs I know it is hard work." Tech mused.

"I am going to take that as an alrighty. I said, obviously confused. I grabbed the radio again and told Amy to keep us covered. We started making our way towards the capital and towards my troops and my DMJ. I sure hope they were ok.



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