Friday So-Called Breaking News

Day 3,951, 05:17 • Published in Netherlands Netherlands • by Arcanic Mindje

Live from Pancake TV Studios, a man passing by



Brazillian President, Raphael Louis Habsburg Bourbon (whos yet to announce the Kingdom of Brazil in the name of the Haburg-Bourbons) has shown off the mighty Brazillian economy by declaring the GDP has passed 1 million cc mark.


eCyrpiots are fearing that soon Cyprus will be no more.


With winter holiday of snow coming soon, Finland continues to battle the Turks to prevent the country being flooded with them for the winter holidays in order to make room for Macedonian tourists.


Hungary calls for arms of its citizens to fight against our great ally, Slovenia. Colonel Bruce's Army will surely strike fear into the Hungarian eyes.


A attempted Coup D'Etat had failed miserably which the Government claims the coup is led by multies!


The Spanish Government reveals the day to day life of the Country President at the Palace of Warmcloa!


Switzerland has declared a new tax called the Pack Tax which forces pack buying citizens of giving 1/3 of money invested into the governemnt pockets.


Mr Speaker, Declares that Greece should no longer be recognised as a sovereign eCountry that Macedonia has the right to claim the Greek territory.


The secret CIA organisation has called for open recruitment of civlians to join it ranks