FREE ERA

Day 2,099, 10:48 • Published in United Kingdom Canada • by AlexLloyd

FREE ERA

Having recently seen my party numbers plummeting i’ve decided I need to make some changes to remain competitive….

Where better to look for inspiration than NEW ERA?

A party that has been in the top 5 for a long while now… well pretty much my entire eLife, they must be doing something right… Right?

SO... What’s new and what does FREE ERA stand for…?

Well its been named simply, I think some people were struggling to identify that it was a clone of new era… so now this is much easier for you all to understand…

NEW ERA
FREE ERA

-Note the last word is the same for easy identification 😉



I will be increasing the use of BUZZWORDS in articles from here onwards, these will be capitalized so you know that they are important.

This policy is in an attempt to make new players think I’m GOOD at my job, know what I’m talking about and that this is a good place for them to come. They will inevitably play for two or three days and then die a slow and drawn out eDeath as I probably don’t value them individually, please note, my party’s success is based on a constant stream of “fresh meat” replacing the old for want of less subtle terms.

Please note sending a little bit of food is totally an appropriate new player retention program.



See!! look how Corporate and Professional I look

I will emphasize FREE speech but for the best interests of the party I will ignore the ones I disagree with so as we show a coherent and UNIFIED front.

I will ensure NEW PLAYERS will make it into congress, partly to make my party seem FRIENDLY and nice; but also because they are easy to manipulate for the good of the eUK, although I will make sure that the party elite keeps their foot in the door, by giving them the first few slots as these new congressmen need GUIDANCE and whats the point in being PP if you don’t run at least a semi dictatorship...

I will put out articles regularly so newbies can once again see how important and professional we are.

I will stand against vote buying in ALL CIRCUMSTANCES except those where its significantly in my interest to do so.

I will PROMOTE new player retention by spamming them with messages.

I will PROMOTE better voter turn out by spamming them with messages.



I will PROMISE votes on everything but as I can manipulate the results being the only person holding the password to the forms then I’m not sure if its really worth the effort…



I will do food and tank drops to celebrate party milestones, after all its hard work thinking of names for multis, creating email addresses etc.. And my ego needs to be boosted as a reward.

How am I able to promise you all these wonderful things I hear you cry?

Well simply because I am willing to promise your little electoral heart anything you desire
You can and should trust me to run your eLife as I KNOW what is BEST for YOU; the informed voting public.

And I have literally no intention of keeping any of my promises.

Yes this is a direct attack on New Era... But you’re all big boys and girls... you will cope.

This has been an article by AlexLloyd
Leader of FREE ERA



The party you can trust to leave you with a snappy and memorable one liner at the end of an article.