Free Bread. Swanky Guns.
Day 603, 04:22
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Published in Ireland 
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by Lord Rhindon
Free Bread for Every Irishman!
And remember the legendary rule: vote up!
Limited Offer!
We're a militaristic nation - its no secret. Some say bloodthirsty, even...nearly every citizen here can boast of their ability to shoot the apple off the head. We're fiery, aggressive, and often downright unnerving to those standing on the opposite side of the battlefield. As such, the weapons trade is an integral part of our society, and Rhindon Arms Trading a key player in this vital industry.
An increasing number of citizens can be seen swaggering the streets holding, with pride and dignity, the craft of our trade, the hallmark of our business - Rhindon Arm's gleaming silver rifles.
Always affordable.
Always abundant.
Sterling weapons.
However, Ireland is also a place of beauty, magnificence, and patriotism. Warrior poets, is how this is expressed. The home is as important as war - the family and the community a thriving and powerful pillar of our society.
At Rhindon Arms Trading, we acknowledge this wholeheartedly. So much so, that we're going to contribute - for the benefit of your home.
For every purchased weapon, receive 1 loaf of freshly baked bread free!
Our clients will receive the special treatment they deserve.
1) Visit the markets, buy our guns.
2) Message the Capital Enterprises org the quantity you bought.
3) We'll check this with our records - and if affirmed - you'll be awarded with your loaves.
Our customers need an incentive to return to the locally-based Rhindon Arms Trading for their weapons, and what better way than to award their loyalty in this way!
Be mindful that this offer is currently in trial stages, and may operate for a limited time for now - so be sure to take advantage of this opportunity when you can!
Your local weapons (and bread!) supplier,
Lord Rhindon
And remember the legendary rule: vote up!
Limited Offer!
We're a militaristic nation - its no secret. Some say bloodthirsty, even...nearly every citizen here can boast of their ability to shoot the apple off the head. We're fiery, aggressive, and often downright unnerving to those standing on the opposite side of the battlefield. As such, the weapons trade is an integral part of our society, and Rhindon Arms Trading a key player in this vital industry.
An increasing number of citizens can be seen swaggering the streets holding, with pride and dignity, the craft of our trade, the hallmark of our business - Rhindon Arm's gleaming silver rifles.
Always affordable.
Always abundant.
Sterling weapons.
However, Ireland is also a place of beauty, magnificence, and patriotism. Warrior poets, is how this is expressed. The home is as important as war - the family and the community a thriving and powerful pillar of our society.
At Rhindon Arms Trading, we acknowledge this wholeheartedly. So much so, that we're going to contribute - for the benefit of your home.
For every purchased weapon, receive 1 loaf of freshly baked bread free!
Our clients will receive the special treatment they deserve.
1) Visit the markets, buy our guns.
2) Message the Capital Enterprises org the quantity you bought.
3) We'll check this with our records - and if affirmed - you'll be awarded with your loaves.
Our customers need an incentive to return to the locally-based Rhindon Arms Trading for their weapons, and what better way than to award their loyalty in this way!
Be mindful that this offer is currently in trial stages, and may operate for a limited time for now - so be sure to take advantage of this opportunity when you can!
Your local weapons (and bread!) supplier,
Lord Rhindon
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an interesting idea LR, good luck with it!
very innovative.... gonna test it out 4 d laugh!
Great idea ! i would love to try it
ye same
what Q food?
Q1 bread. If enough get on board, it'll definitely be baked crispier with extra icing to be donated as Q2 and 3 loaves.
"Poet warriors, is how this is expressed."
Warrior Poets actually.*native correction LOL*
Bread for the masses...I choose cake.
Good to see our marketing department earning-up their cost centre, Sir. See you at work.
Lol. Shame. I will have that corrected haha!