France is our Natural Enemy

Day 1,129, 16:37 • Published in Canada Canada • by Spencer Magee

So we've decided in Congress that France sucks and we hate them. A pretty obvious statement, but until now we've never had the means to fully express our contempt. But no longer! We have now proposed France as our Natural Enemy, and I took a certain pleasure in clicking the 'yes' button.

So what does all this mean?

When a Natural Enemy is declared, that means constant war for a full seven days. As long as you have a nation as your Natural Enemy, you cannot propose peace. That means there will be no more diplomatic wrangling or peace deals with the French. After seven days you may change the Natural Enemy, but I don't really envision that happening soon. We're plunging in and not looking back eCanada. Once again, violence will be the answer to our problems, as it should be.

A more noticeable impact you will see is that we will all have a 10% war influence bonus against the French in battle as long as they are our Natural Enemy. Unfortunately the French have decided to be copycats and have also proposed us as their Natural Enemy, which will give them a bonus as well.

So the war goes on. We may lose a few regions, but their return is inevitable. It is important to note that France is surrounded by the bountiful branches of EDEN. France will not go unpunished.

I suddenly have the hankering for some French Toast.