France Cannot Into Map
Day 810, 12:52
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What is this "France" I hear people talking about? I am looking around trying to find it, but it seems to be hiding. Can someone point it out to me on a map? Oh, and in three days or so, can someone please help me find this thing called the eUK (aka the isle de fail)? They seem to be going into hiding too. Reminds me of when people were talking about things like Slovenia, Germany and Bulgaria a month ago. Can we ask them where France has gone, and eUK is going to? I think they might be able to tell us something about it. Or we can just go ask the rest of Phoenix where they send their members that they don't care much about.
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Where was that country that was called Canada a while back... or Spain... or North Korea.... or Norway... and the US?
Oh I forgot. Since France is so fail it only took you 3 months to do it.
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lol, hai guyz.
American cannot into RL geography
wow, this article has been up for 15 minutes, and it's already getting trolled hard. Somebody hit a nerve.
More like France cannot into manners...
Also US was down to a final fortress, contrary to popular phoenix propaganda. Spain has finally exacted it's revenge. Perhaps next time France won't be such a bully.
Poor French trying to rationalize their failure.
"Oh I forgot. Since France is so fail it only took you 3 months to do it."
It took us 3 months to wipe you...with 11 MPPs
We reached Paris alone
Mv13 - they gave the gold back
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/donate/list/1364298/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/dona[..]98/1
And I suppose you consider 1750 fights in one battle completely legal, or fighting with 600 wellness...?
OP French Toast has been a triumph!
> We reached Paris alone
no hungarian or indonesian involved amirite?
Alfred Ball one minute ago
I guess ridiculing a country within your own alliance for using bugs is blasphemy, hmmm... Good Call there.
/end sarcasm.
Also, mooShen aren't those the very same people who's ass you seem to be kissing right at this moment? The same ones who wanted to see your regions gone?
Damn, I cannot predict this game at all.
A few months ago, Canada didn't exist, the US was down to Fortress Florida, and France and Brazil occupied Spain.
But a few months is a lifetime in eRep.
We will do our end-zone victory dance, the dust will settle, and eventually France will onto map again.
Then, we can decide if we want to do anything different this time, or if we want to keep doing the same thing over and over again.
> aren't those the very same people who's ass you seem to be kissing right at this moment? The same ones who wanted to see your regions gone?
mooShen one minute ago
we have always fought together. At one point 'we' betrayed them and as a revenge they massively helped Spain to get into France.
I just can't stand when the pig-disgustings brag about doing this alone... as they tried it plus some PTOs for month unsuccessfully
deal w/ it.
American cannot into RL geography 😃
France got slapped all over the place, say whatever you want they had it coming.
@mooShen
"we have always fought together. At one point 'we' betrayed them and as a revenge they massively helped Spain to get into France.
See this is the problem I have with the new people in France you are absolutely retarded, I don't get how you think you betrayed Hungary and Indo, for helping your allies and defending smaller countries against Imperialism, such as Malaysia and my old home of Austria. I mean it's really quite funny how you went from being a proud nation defending against Spain and being able to say hey we did the right thing defending smaller countries. But no you spit on all the eHistory and go right back into being tools. You say you betrayed Hungary and Indonesia? How about Hungary betraying Austria and ally of theirs? I mean get your facts straight do some history digging into your eCountry cause seriously you sound so retarded.
deal w/ it brah
> oh u are a retarded newfag blah blah blah
fact is we betrayed them, we HAD TO for Malaysia and Austria, but it still is betrayal. I know this, I was there.
don't go all anti-imperialist on me when your defensive alliance just wiped out my country, that makes you sound... (´･ω･`)
mooShen I was president of eAustria last month I signed the MPP's and offered to pay both sides for France, so what are you on about? France didn't betray anyone they choose the side that was right to take.
France fails 🙂
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Soya Sun one minute ago
the events I refer to occured in november/december, the french government that called these decisions was awful and the president LF left us w/ no money after that. Most of our army was shocked by those battles for the ennemies were old friends and some even left it.
helping you was right, but not worth it. we should've stayed neutral. these decisions might have been made in order to appeal to EDEN to flatten our relationships w/ us of a and canada which is what happened.
Now we are neutral and get ripped by EDEN...
@mooshen, when a country attacks another, don't expect that country to respect your border in a way you weren't willing to do for them. Also, I'm sure the eAustrians are happy to know that you count coming to their defense as betrayal. I would not count protecting my allies as betray. I guess that's the difference between eUSA and certain other unnamed countries within the PHOENIX sphere. the eUSA never consideres the defense of its allies a betrayal, other nations see questioning their eHungarian overlords as treason.
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lol, I did not expect this much trolling when I first wrote the article...
Aurelius Ambrosius couldn't have said it any better myself.
yeah I guess eusa would have been very happy if Switzerland had helped us
mooShen they are not your allies though 😉
helping them rebuild their entire economy and hospitals, being friends for ages, I guess that doesn't count till it's not on paper 😉
anyway you're right, they >were< true allies
There is nothing stating in our alliance that it is officially a defense alliance.
Please, cry some moar.
France: BAWWWW
JeepAmerica: stfu fgts
lol
When did EDEN cry anti-Imperialism? Wiping France and in the process of wiping the UK, ya just a bit imperialistic. Though it doesn't make me feel very bad I mean, Canada, Spain, NK, Switzerland, and almost the US got wiped out and PEACE didn't care. They literally didn't mind wiping Canada so Hungary could use it as a bridge to China. Wiping out France is nothing : p.
France? There's no country called France. Payback is rough, probably should have surrendered when you had the option.
What is a "france"?