Fourth lesson in Romanian

Day 550, 10:16 • Published in Indonesia Romania • by calinovb

My dear eIndonesian friends, I have allowed you almost 48 hours to fully learn the first three lesson in our beautiful, civilized language. I don't have much hope that more than 5% of you were able to learn what I've showed you until now. After all, it takes at least a medium intelligence level to learn a normal language.

Anyway, today you will learn a few of our favorite phrases. Because the official name of this country is now Matzanesia, you will have to learn to salute and honor this name in the proper manner.
There a few things that you should learn, if you want to be allowed to write anything in Matzanesia's media without a lot of friendly spam filling the comments. Ok, let's do this, now:

LONG LIVE MATZANESIA = LUNG FICAT MATZANESIA
MATZANESIA IS THE BEST = eINDONESIA E DE KKO

Anyway, each of these phrases can be expressed in one word. You must remember that this word will have to start and end all your posts. Otherwise, everything you say will be considered obscene, and abusive. Now, I will reveal to you the worship chant that will help you evolve into better beings:

"MATZAAAAAAA !!!!!!"

Remember: you must write it with caps lock on, and it must have at least 5 letters "a" in the end. If you don't do that, you will be cursed for eternity😁)

Ok, now, good bye,and I will soon come with the next lesson🙂

PS: this is a pamphlet, not a serious article, take it as such😁)