Fortis Doesn't Exist and Never Has

Day 701, 15:30 Published in USA USA by Jack Flufferton

Great job on the win in Manitoba. I can't believe how great our allies are. I thought it might take a couple months to purge Hungary, but we've shown EDEN and the Bros have enough firepower to push them out right now. Many thanks.

In the aftermath, many Hungarians have been quite cordial about the loss and are congratulating E/F. The problem is, Fortis doesn't exist and never has. The charter was never signed by all the member nations. It has been really convenient to tease E/F by saying Epic/Fail, but that's unbelievably easy and not funny.


Corny Fortis flag

Fortis was supposed to be the US, Spain, Ireland, the UK and Canada. Spain and Canada are in EDEN, the UK is in PEACE (haha) and the US and Canada are in the Brolliance. Fortis doesn't exist. It's EDEN/Brolliance, E/B, the Allied Forces or the Allies. Get it right.
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I'm running for congress somewhere, so I'll hook you up with two moving tickets if you want to vote for me. PPs can feel free to contact me to do it on the up-and-up, otherwise I'll just ninja something at 23:55 on the twenty-third. It's time I actually contribute something tangible to the country, if that's possible in an online game.

Does anyone know how to get the taste of tuna out of your mouth?