For the Record: A Bob Boblo Presidential Manifesto

Day 1,750, 04:27 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Bob Boblo

As you may or not know, I, Bob Boblo, have been given the proud honour of being the presidential candidate of The Real Spamicans. I have took this upon me, not because I have a grand vision for eUK, not because I am a competent leader, but because I intend to become the first presidential candidate in eUK history to get 0 votes.

Of course this is tough task, and it will be a big ask, but at the very least, I think I can break Jhorlin's record low of 9 votes.



You may be asking yourself; Why should the voting public viciously reject Bob?

Well, here are 5 good reasons why I would be an atrocious president.

1. Inactivity

A president should have a constant presence in the UK and in the world.I have logged into erepublik approximately 4 times in the last 6 months. I'm pretty sure I haven't worked, trained or fought in that time. I log onto the irc only rarely, and barely venture out of the BBH section of the forums.

2. Out of Touch

I have no idea who the current alliances are and what wars are happening. I had never heard of Big Ant when he became president, nor have I had of Magic Hereos. The last time I was involved in eUK politics was 3 years ago, when I attempted to subvert the democratic process to get into the House of Lords.

3. Poor Leadership

When I was the cabinet, it was in roles where I just mechanically did what Dish/Jerry told me to, and that experience should in no way be considered as leadership credentials. I was PCP Party President once; my 2 month reign extinguished the Party's relevance, and marred its reputation as a friendly and professional party, permanently and irreversibly. Vote for me, and I'll do the same to the eUK at large.

4. Military Incompetence

The military aspect of the game has never interested me, and as such, I've barely trained or fought the whole time I've been on the game. Despite being one of the eUKs oldest active citizens, I have the strength and rank of a noob. I literally know nothing about the war module, MUs or how to win a war in erepublik, which is inconvenient, considering I'd start several wars within the first few days of my presidency.

5. I'm too handsome to be a convincing President

A convincing President should be old so as to look statesman-like. I, on the other hand, am young, charming and devilishly handsome.

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And thats why should not vote Bob Boblo for UK President!