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FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER…..

Day 1,035, 08:41 • Published in Denmark Denmark

• by HoeMarx

….PLAYING EREPUBLIK BORES ME MORE THAN SPENDING TIME WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. And really, how pathetic is that.
My girl is a vile, putrid and hate-filled person. She's got invisible breasts and a morning hair-do that would scare the soul out of a child molesting catholic priest, toenails hard enough to sharpen diamonds, and a laugh that makes me want to drink a bucket of paint just by thinking about it. The endless tiresome, suicide-provoking hours spent between those tree-trunks of excuses for legs, toiling with the last drops of dignity that still reside within me. With all that, WITH ALL THAT! -I prefer her sandpaper-hands, stroking me unpleasantly in places I would prefer were cut off, to playing Erepublic.
DON'T DATE YOUR OWN MOTHER