Following up on promises

Day 990, 09:16 • Published in Croatia USA • by Harrison Richardson

Croatia, I'm happy to see that, barring some major apocalyptic change in the voting trends, Fabius has won the elections over Serbian infiltrator Lipec.  While the job is not done, and we still have work to do on the 25th to make sure Croatia remains free (and work in subsequent months), I am proud to stand side by side with our Croatian brothers today as their flag flows over all of their glorious country as a free and sovereign nation.

A few days ago, I wrote an article to Croatia promising action rather than just words.  I asked for our Croatian friends to give America a second chance to show you all that, while we messed up, we were still there for you and we will remain there for you.  I have not written to you all since that day.  Today, I am proud to call OPERATION: SWIFT FURY a resounding success.  Fabius is currently in the lead by thousand(s) of votes and will seemingly coast to an easy victory.  Elsewhere around the world, American ATO troops (some of the best in the world, I might add) are helping to secure victory in places like Australia, South Africa, and Bosnia.  While we might not win them all, we will have solace in knowing that we tried and did our best.

Croatia, we promised you action and I hope you recognize that we're following through.  We will continue to do this in the future, because the fight for your country's freedom doesn't end today.  For tonight, though, we can party.

(Rod Damon recently used this picture, but damn, I'll use it again).

We're coming for your toilets, Servia.  (Croatian friends: Don't worry, it's an inside joke in America)



Harrison Richardson
United States Secretary of State and Project Manager, Operation: SWIFT FURY