Fluffertonism and Flufferton on the eRadio

Day 695, 18:04 • Published in USA USA • by Jack Flufferton

I was on Kyle321n's radio show, Fightin' 'Round the World, last night and had a pretty good time. Tiacha and Aren Perry were also on and provided some great insight and commentary, as one would expect. We had a whopping 83 live listeners, which is extremely badass for the second show ever. I've been asked to return for Friday's show, which will be an open mic night, so prepare some questions for me, Kyle, or whomever else will be on. I'll be nice and lubed up before hitting the bars, so it should be fun. The show is at 11 PM eastern (20:00 eRep time). Jump in the #frtw IRC channel during the show.

Edit: Sorry to anyone that cleared time to listen to the show. Kyle didn't show up.
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Corey Blake - the John the Baptist of the New World - is a prophet and founder of Fluffertonism. He has worked to spread its influence around the New World; his latest step was the Fluffertonism Wiki page. He can baptize you in his tub if you don't mind a little mold.

Here are a couple tenets pulled from the Wiki:
"'I would have intercourse with Canada if it were a person.' Fluffertonians may not exhibit vitriolic hate toward another nation; intelligent critiques and copulation are preferred.
"'I refuse to wear a rubber.' - Fluffertonians are required to impregnate fruitful wombs to populate the New World with new Fluffertonians. Fluffertonians also enjoy pleasure, so there's that, too."

Fluffertonism doesn't give a shit if you are a Dioist, Administ, Lewisist or Lewdaist. Fluffertonism doesn't give a shit about you or what you believe. Aside from periodically reciting the Apostle's Creed, "All hail the MAN, the MULLET, the LEGEND", Fluffertonians need not do anything. It's more of a state of min😛 skulduggery, numbskullery, ass kickery and lewdness are encouraged. Fluffertonians must also respect and admire the hardest working women is show business, the fluffers.

Note that I didn't found Fluffertonism - it arose via the will of the people. Who am I to object? The mullet's power is irresistible.

The Wiki page is still a bit crude, so check in every now and then to watch the development. Due to a few issues, it's on Corey's user page right now. If I ever get around to it I'll move it and update the links.

How do you like this one, NoneSuch?