Fight!!!

Day 2,204, 16:02 Published in Australia Australia by T. B. Hat
Warning: this is an unplanned rant, repetition will occur.
This article has been rated M for mature audiences.


Good December fellow citizens,


As you should all know, WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!

Everybody fight! We don't want to be occupied again. We all just got a butt load of missiles and bombs, we should use them!

First, we defend ourselves from losing NSW, then we take back QLD.

I know a lot of us have holiday stuff and end of school stuff coming up, but do you really want eAustralia to be occupied by Chile all holidays? We can't just sit back and wait, we must defend ourselves, show the rest of the eWorld that we don't suck giant monkey balls!


Picture😛 Giant monkey balls


Now stop reading like a pansy and get fighting!


Picture😛 You, being a big pansy



Lots of luck,
- T. B. Hat

IRC: FattenedPuppies