It's Congressional election time, and I'm running to represent Florida. If you live here, DO NOT VOTE FOR ME.
That's right folks. I don't want your votes. You smell. You're ugly. You probably don't brush your teeth.
I want you out of Florida so badly, that if you PM me, I'll send you the ticket to get out of here for good. I'll even give you a suggestion of where to move. I'll help you find a struggling congressional candidate who needs your dirty, smelly, votes.
I might even chuck some food in too. For the wellness it takes to move.
If you're in a political party, ask your party president where to vote, or join #ato on the rizon server.
So if you live in Florida,
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