Fellow Floridians
Pfeiffer.
It's Congressional election time, and I'm running to represent Florida. If you live here, DO NOT VOTE FOR ME.
That's right folks. I don't want your votes. You smell. You're ugly. You probably don't brush your teeth.
I want you out of Florida so badly, that if you PM me, I'll send you the ticket to get out of here for good. I'll even give you a suggestion of where to move. I'll help you find a struggling congressional candidate who needs your dirty, smelly, votes.
I might even chuck some food in too. For the wellness it takes to move.
If you're in a political party, ask your party president where to vote, or join #ato on the rizon server.
http://wbe03.mibbit.com/?settings=52185d7315bc362b2ccd347381a0e51f&server=irc.rizon.net&channel=%23ato&Nick=NAMEGOESHERE
So if you live in Florida,
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GTFO FLORIDA
Seriously you old fogies. Reeks of prunes up in there.
You need a ticket too.
I have one, this is just my default til near the end, when I snipe.
pew pew
GTFO
GTFO of Florida people. The rest of the country is pretty nice.
Too funny 🙂
Seriously you old fogies. Reeks of prunes up in there.
x2
And don't move to Kansas or California, either!
dis funnney.
Flipper needs more space!
.....youre far too good at being a total jerk off..
Voted for the LOL factor move to Louisianna I hear they have a nice candidate named Marsten 😉
Louisiana is my old Congressional seat. So, don't screw it up.
Florida sucks. It's one of the reasons why I haven't lived there in nearly a year.
I'll always be in Florida. Make the world waste gold whenever it attacks our East Coast. Hoooray for this game punishing countries for being the aggressors!
Crazy things are always happening in Florida.
ill stay thanks...