FaTLANTIS, can you let Spain come out and play?

Day 364, 18:10 Published in Portugal Portugal by joaofs

Dear Mrs. Double-Swede:

Yesterday your son Pruden invited us to war. As we are kind people, we felt we should accept, because he is not well accepted by the other kids at school, and they usually make fun of his "problem".

Since yesterday, however, he hasn't called us anymore. Is everything OK with him?

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Love,
Portugal.

P.S.: please tell him the goon kid who bullied him at school has given up on school, and won't bother him again.