failed impeachment
Day 687, 15:00
•
Published in Denmark 
•
by
•
by HoeMarx
Tied down for worship
Well, I had a backup solution up my sleeve in case just this happened, something like this:
HoeMarx has decided to commit suicide, since the impeachment didn't take. What will this mean ? Well quite simply it means that as soon as HoeMarx gets to 0 wellness, the presidential seat will be handed down to pho3nix (just like on a Klingon ship). Right thereafter I will pull a jesus and come back to life, and then move to eJapan (this would take 12 days).
But...
...since you want me to stay, even though I'm sure that pho3nix would serve the public well as president, I guess that I'll stay alive and await the next impeachment.
The messages I've received from "officials" from other nations fall into three categories:
1) congratulations, just letting you know that I'm someone from somewhere
2) hey, do you want to go to war against these terrible people that I know?
3) no, we will keep our import taxes at 99% (F you danish industries)
All in all completely harmless, but mostly just as irrelevant. So, looks like I'll take a mulligan on the whole Presidential responsibilities issue, since pho3nix will not be handed down the position, at least not for another week. Until then the nations best interest are and will always be close at heart, so sit back and let the president rule over you like the hooker I always dreamed of being. (wait, does that analogy make sense?.......if she has a whip I guess it does).
Well...
...good night to you all. Once again I'll hit the pillow drunk with one hand on the keyboard, and guess where the other one is. (that's right, I smoke)
eJapan will have to hold out for my pleasant company, and I'll do my best to serve our common interests until my term is up, or the police let's me leave the country. Well I could leave but without my luggage, and what's the point of going to eJapan if you don't have 20 kilo grams of mega crack cocaine to sell to their congress ?
-Just too give you all a small update, best regards from your drunk President, may you all get lucky tonight.
thanks for voting !
HoeMarx. My new girlfriends knockers are so voluptuous that I haven't seen the sun for many a' day.
P.S.
When I sober up, I'll write a worthwhile article regarding this, to replace this one. (and if you believe that you really should go back to school)
P.P.S.
The next week is "RL danish students are off the hook"-week, so you can all look forward to some good old time cartoons. That's right, I'm bringing back the dementia ! (I know you love it)
Well, I had a backup solution up my sleeve in case just this happened, something like this:
HoeMarx has decided to commit suicide, since the impeachment didn't take. What will this mean ? Well quite simply it means that as soon as HoeMarx gets to 0 wellness, the presidential seat will be handed down to pho3nix (just like on a Klingon ship). Right thereafter I will pull a jesus and come back to life, and then move to eJapan (this would take 12 days).
But...
...since you want me to stay, even though I'm sure that pho3nix would serve the public well as president, I guess that I'll stay alive and await the next impeachment.
The messages I've received from "officials" from other nations fall into three categories:
1) congratulations, just letting you know that I'm someone from somewhere
2) hey, do you want to go to war against these terrible people that I know?
3) no, we will keep our import taxes at 99% (F you danish industries)
All in all completely harmless, but mostly just as irrelevant. So, looks like I'll take a mulligan on the whole Presidential responsibilities issue, since pho3nix will not be handed down the position, at least not for another week. Until then the nations best interest are and will always be close at heart, so sit back and let the president rule over you like the hooker I always dreamed of being. (wait, does that analogy make sense?.......if she has a whip I guess it does).
Well...
...good night to you all. Once again I'll hit the pillow drunk with one hand on the keyboard, and guess where the other one is. (that's right, I smoke)
eJapan will have to hold out for my pleasant company, and I'll do my best to serve our common interests until my term is up, or the police let's me leave the country. Well I could leave but without my luggage, and what's the point of going to eJapan if you don't have 20 kilo grams of mega crack cocaine to sell to their congress ?
-Just too give you all a small update, best regards from your drunk President, may you all get lucky tonight.
thanks for voting !
HoeMarx. My new girlfriends knockers are so voluptuous that I haven't seen the sun for many a' day.
P.S.
When I sober up, I'll write a worthwhile article regarding this, to replace this one. (and if you believe that you really should go back to school)
P.P.S.
The next week is "RL danish students are off the hook"-week, so you can all look forward to some good old time cartoons. That's right, I'm bringing back the dementia ! (I know you love it)
Facebook
Twitter
Discord
Comments
Btw you may try and appeal to the admins, a reply would probably come in a month though.
-> Grev Per
lol, indeed 🙂
Oh and you're right, the job of President is truly worthless. All it is, is really boring PM's.
I find boring PMs fun, i like to give stupid answers to stupid questions 😃
"Oh and you're right, the job of President is truly worthless. All it is, is really boring PM's."
Pretty much the same impression I got
But you got a fancy title and stuff.
I think HoeMarx should try responding "No speak English, find Dane in your country to translate".
Also my brother sent me a PM asking wth my first comment meant.
"I don't know how to explain this to you any simpler, the battery is dead, it ceased to live."
X: No you suck!
Hell, I was able to appoint HR as Minister of Awesome Shit 😛 That was worth two terms.
Coming to think of it, HrBjorn has had some pretty cool minister titles. Minister of awesome shit, Minister of science, Minister of diplomatic-stuff-stuff. It's cool.